Yes, in my life, since we must call it so, there were three things, the
inability to speak, the inability to remain silent, and solitude, that's what I've had to make the best of.
- Samuel Beckett, The Unamable

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster"
- Friedrich Nietzsche

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick
society.
-- Krishnamurti

At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity,
human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and
stupidity: idealism,dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of
religous or political ideas.
-- Aldous Huxley

Life is like a box of chocoloates, a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift no one ever asks for.Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates.So you're stuck with this mostly undefinable whipped mint crap,
mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat during the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but it's gone too soon and the taste is fleeting.
In the end you're left with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat,leaves nothing but useless brown paper wrappers.
- Cancer Man. The X Files

"Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought" Percy Bysshe Shelley.

"Don't be fooled by women’s appearances; look deeper"

"There's two kinds of people in this world: those who have guns, and those who dig. You dig" Clint Eastwood in The Good, The bad, and the Ugly.

I can't think of anymore, but those are the ones that stick in my mind

"theres no way your putting that beast up my back passage" - My ex.

"my God your the best lover in the world" - All my ex's.

"of course I wont c*m in your mouth" - Me to some of my ex's.

"I never new they could get that big, its huge" - Yep you guessed right, my ex's.

"of course I'll respect you in the morning" - me to one or two women.

Congratulations for turning yet another topic into something sex-related.