Well with you and your mum's dog both looking at me in that tone of voice, what did you expect?
Right, I am putting my foot down with a firm hand and not taking your childish nonsense anymore!
Do you hear, Mr Poopypants???

I like the tongue in cheek cheeky cheek of it all.

I also rather like this little emoticon.

you're all a bunch of shopping trolleys

Ed is off his trolley.

I like my humour and everything I put on here.
You all need to come up to my standard to raise the bar.

Off my trolley?

ok

I'll just raise my glass to your humor, at the bar.

one of my favourites

Or this