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31.12.2006, 00:17 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
if you can suck a cricket ball we've got to chat more!


Mouth open wide

 
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31.12.2006, 00:18 quote

Anonymous

JuiciLuci wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
if you can suck a cricket ball we've got to chat more!


Mouth open wide


i'll see if i can find something to tickle your tonsils with

 
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31.12.2006, 00:24 quote

Anonymous

oh my things are heating up in here again. better turn on my airconditionner Embarassed

 
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31.12.2006, 00:30 quote

Cidem
Cidem Joined: 31 Dec 2005 Posts: 805 Location: United Kingdom, Channel Islands, Isle of Man
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Leglover227 wrote:
JuiciLuci wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
if you can suck a cricket ball we've got to chat more!


Mouth open wide


i'll see if i can find something to tickle your tonsils with


I'd tie yourself down first mate... if she can get her mouth that wide & gets the hiccups while you're in there we're gonna need something to pull you out !!!
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31.12.2006, 00:32 quote

Anonymous

Cidem wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
JuiciLuci wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
if you can suck a cricket ball we've got to chat more!


Mouth open wide


i'll see if i can find something to tickle your tonsils with


I'd tie yourself down first mate... if she can get her mouth that wide & gets the hiccups while you're in there we're gonna need something to pull you out !!!

good thing we have our own medic! just in case of accidents.

 
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31.12.2006, 00:33 quote

Cidem
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angelsarah wrote:
Cidem wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
JuiciLuci wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
if you can suck a cricket ball we've got to chat more!


Mouth open wide


i'll see if i can find something to tickle your tonsils with


I'd tie yourself down first mate... if she can get her mouth that wide & gets the hiccups while you're in there we're gonna need something to pull you out !!!

good thing we have our own medic! just in case of accidents.


More like a job for the cave rescue team that Wink
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31.12.2006, 00:39 quote

Anonymous

Cidem wrote:
angelsarah wrote:
Cidem wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
JuiciLuci wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
if you can suck a cricket ball we've got to chat more!


Mouth open wide


i'll see if i can find something to tickle your tonsils with


I'd tie yourself down first mate... if she can get her mouth that wide & gets the hiccups while you're in there we're gonna need something to pull you out !!!

good thing we have our own medic! just in case of accidents.


More like a job for the cave rescue team that Wink

i was thinking in case of choking, u could administer the himlich manoeuver

 
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31.12.2006, 00:51 quote

Anonymous

I always thought Himlich was one of Hitlers hench men...

I did a himlich manouvere on a girl in a restaurant once....she wasn't chocking....I just fancied rubbing my naughty bits on her.

 
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31.12.2006, 00:53 quote

Anonymous

Morillo wrote:
I always thought Himlich was one of Hitlers hench men...

I did a himlich manouvere on a girl in a restaurant once....she wasn't chocking....I just fancied rubbing my naughty bits on her.

how did it work out?

 
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31.12.2006, 00:53 quote

Cidem
Cidem Joined: 31 Dec 2005 Posts: 805 Location: United Kingdom, Channel Islands, Isle of Man
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Morillo wrote:
I always thought Himlich was one of Hitlers hench men...

I did a himlich manouvere on a girl in a restaurant once....she wasn't chocking....I just fancied rubbing my naughty bits on her.


No Morillo - that's the "hind-lick" ! There's a huge difference mate
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31.12.2006, 00:54 quote

Anonymous

angelsarah wrote:
Morillo wrote:
I always thought Himlich was one of Hitlers hench men...

I did a himlich manouvere on a girl in a restaurant once....she wasn't chocking....I just fancied rubbing my naughty bits on her.

how did it work out?


Not very well. she slapped me her pork chop.

 
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31.12.2006, 00:55 quote

Anonymous

Cidem wrote:
Morillo wrote:
I always thought Himlich was one of Hitlers hench men...

I did a himlich manouvere on a girl in a restaurant once....she wasn't chocking....I just fancied rubbing my naughty bits on her.


No Morillo - that's the "hind-lick" ! There's a huge difference mate


Bit of a bum joke there Cidem...

Dont worry Laura, we'll stop now so you dont need to tell us to go to te sex forum.

 
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31.12.2006, 00:56 quote

Anonymous

Morillo wrote:
angelsarah wrote:
Morillo wrote:
I always thought Himlich was one of Hitlers hench men...

I did a himlich manouvere on a girl in a restaurant once....she wasn't chocking....I just fancied rubbing my naughty bits on her.

how did it work out?


Not very well. she slapped me her pork chop.

at least you got some food out of it

 
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31.12.2006, 00:58 quote

Cidem
Cidem Joined: 31 Dec 2005 Posts: 805 Location: United Kingdom, Channel Islands, Isle of Man
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Morillo wrote:
Cidem wrote:
Morillo wrote:
I always thought Himlich was one of Hitlers hench men...

I did a himlich manouvere on a girl in a restaurant once....she wasn't chocking....I just fancied rubbing my naughty bits on her.


No Morillo - that's the "hind-lick" ! There's a huge difference mate


Bit of a bum joke there Cidem...

Dont worry Laura, we'll stop now so you dont need to tell us to go to te sex forum.


I know.. sorry about that... just felt like arseing about
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31.12.2006, 00:59 quote

Anonymous

Morillo wrote:
Cidem wrote:
Morillo wrote:
I always thought Himlich was one of Hitlers hench men...

I did a himlich manouvere on a girl in a restaurant once....she wasn't chocking....I just fancied rubbing my naughty bits on her.


No Morillo - that's the "hind-lick" ! There's a huge difference mate


Bit of a bum joke there Cidem...

Dont worry Laura, we'll stop now so you dont need to tell us to go to te sex forum.


Good.

 
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