If you yelled for 8 years, 7months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently
for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced
to create the energy of
an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates
enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)





A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)






A cockroach will live
nine days without its head
before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)







Banging your head
against a wall
uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)


The male praying mantis
cannot copulate while its head
is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex
by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)







The flea can jump
350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over
27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)






Some lions mate over
50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)






Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)




The strongest muscle in the body
is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)



Right-handed people live,
on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)







Elephants are the only animals
that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)






A cat's urine glows
under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)





An ostrich's eye is
bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)




Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)



Humans and dolphins are
the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

They were pretty funny




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Some of that stuff is scary

What's even more scary, I can't make up my mind whether to move it to the Fun & Games, Jokes or Sex forums

I love reading stuff like that......

I'm new here, hope you don't mind me adding some more.

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.
A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 6 years.
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

As you are in a 'fowl' mood I have found a nice bird fact!

The now-extinct elephant bird of Madagascar laid an egg that weighed 27 pounds.