I think it was Chris Evans who reckoned that the word 'local' could usually be replaced by the word 'shit'.

Local radio
Local newspaper
Local band

You get the idea....

tim

'cough the frothy yoghurt'

eeeuuwww...lol

fanny magnet

i hate this 1 but thought id post it anyway
flick the bean

Eartha Kitt
Tommy Tit
Bash the Bishop
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knee trembler
hand job
rimming

Plasterer's Radio - noun

as in ~ I left her face looking like a plasterer's radio

Check out Roger's Profanisaurus online www.viz.co.uk or buy the book for £8.00

Cameltoe.

PMSL

Poonani. Even though it's actually Punjabi (I think) for vagina.
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Nooo Betty .. its Pooooooonannny lol ..

hehe. Sorry I forgot the triple double ooooo! Lol.
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CHUFF
"she had a big hairy chuff"
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Chocolate Starfish
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