So what is your favourite euphemism or a similar phrase to describe something a bit rude?

I've always been particularly fond of "sorry, i just 'dropped one'...."

having a fiddle is one of mine

I just really find 'Tradesmans Entrance' for arse really funny.

i like using back door, but singing it, in the style of trap door.. cos theres something down there

Tommy Tank

flange

ive fluffed always raises a chuckle from me

hand shank

i just done a luv puff

im avin a grapple

i need to lay one brown or curl one out

cock snot

cock snot ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

a 'J Arthur'

fanny batter