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Poll: defend would you?

defend would you?
yes bash em (the harder the better)
93%
 93%  [ 15 ]
no ill hide in the washing basket
6%
 6%  [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 16
 
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13.04.2007, 15:32 quote

Anonymous

Chet24 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
I have a hammer by my bed at the mo'. Genuine reason, my tool box is under the bed and can't be arsed to get it out to put the hammer away at the mo'!


So whats where you hide him! Laughing
you cant touch this

 
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13.04.2007, 15:38 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1121 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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Stop !


Hammertime...

 
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13.04.2007, 16:33 quote

Anonymous

trevp66 wrote:
Stop !


Hammertime...
i used to write that on my hands and flash them in front of my mates when we used to work in a call centre...

the image of them trying not to laugh while talking to a irate customer will forever be eched in my mind

 
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13.04.2007, 18:17 quote

Chet24
Chet24 Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 12142 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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twistedvoilet wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
I have a hammer by my bed at the mo'. Genuine reason, my tool box is under the bed and can't be arsed to get it out to put the hammer away at the mo'!


So whats where you hide him! Laughing
you cant touch this


You showing your age now hun! That was a song from way back Laughing

 
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13.04.2007, 18:54 quote

Anonymous

Chet24 wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
I have a hammer by my bed at the mo'. Genuine reason, my tool box is under the bed and can't be arsed to get it out to put the hammer away at the mo'!


So whats where you hide him! Laughing
you cant touch this


You showing your age now hun! That was a song from way back Laughing
all the best music was from way back

 
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13.04.2007, 22:55 quote

me33
Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 265 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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well if they get past the razor wire on top of the 10 ft fence, the 2 rottweilers in the yard and the laser beams in the kitchen then they are welcome to my tv and dvd. Evil or Very Mad seriously though i think if someone came into my house uninvited i would do all that i can to protect myself and children and worry about the consequences later.

 
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14.04.2007, 13:51 quote

Chet24
Chet24 Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 12142 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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twistedvoilet wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
I have a hammer by my bed at the mo'. Genuine reason, my tool box is under the bed and can't be arsed to get it out to put the hammer away at the mo'!


So whats where you hide him! Laughing
you cant touch this


You showing your age now hun! That was a song from way back Laughing
all the best music was from way back


I've got to see your CD collection or dare I say Cassette collection!!!! Very Happy

 
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14.04.2007, 14:13 quote

trevp66
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So, if you came home from work one afternoon and found 2 people in your house, would you;

A. Charge at the nearest one, trying to knock him down with the first punch, and then flying kick the other one in the groin.

B. Use your 'Tazer' gun to disable one, then using the baseball bat you keep in the hallway, whack the other until they go down.

or

C. Remember that your house is up for sale, and try not to startle the nice chap from the estate agent while he is showing the house to old Mrs Nesbitt, who is looking for a nice quiet place to retire.

 
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14.04.2007, 14:14 quote

ChiefOHara
Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 2849 Location: Ireland, Cork, Cork
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Bloody hell, four houses in the village were robbed last night!

The last robbery here was about 15 years ago, and that was because they forgot to pay for the paper.

Can i borrow your hammer red?

 
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14.04.2007, 14:15 quote

ChiefOHara
Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 2849 Location: Ireland, Cork, Cork
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trevp66 wrote:
So, if you came home from work one afternoon and found 2 people in your house, would you;

A. Charge at the nearest one, trying to knock him down with the first punch, and then flying kick the other one in the groin.

B. Use your 'Tazer' gun to disable one, then using the baseball bat you keep in the hallway, whack the other until they go down.

or

C. Remember that your house is up for sale, and try not to startle the nice chap from the estate agent while he is showing the house to old Mrs Nesbitt, who is looking for a nice quiet place to retire.


(A) every time, i hate estate agents.

 
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14.04.2007, 14:21 quote

Anonymous

Chet24 wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
Chet24 wrote:
redoctober wrote:
I have a hammer by my bed at the mo'. Genuine reason, my tool box is under the bed and can't be arsed to get it out to put the hammer away at the mo'!


So whats where you hide him! Laughing
you cant touch this


You showing your age now hun! That was a song from way back Laughing
all the best music was from way back


I've got to see your CD collection or dare I say Cassette collection!!!! Very Happy
i still have a few cassettes, whats wrong with them??? but dont have my vinyl anymore... i had to get rid of it all, when i moved down south

 
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14.04.2007, 14:23 quote

Anonymous

trevp66 wrote:
So, if you came home from work one afternoon and found 2 people in your house, would you;

A. Charge at the nearest one, trying to knock him down with the first punch, and then flying kick the other one in the groin.

B. Use your 'Tazer' gun to disable one, then using the baseball bat you keep in the hallway, whack the other until they go down.

or

C. Remember that your house is up for sale, and try not to startle the nice chap from the estate agent while he is showing the house to old Mrs Nesbitt, who is looking for a nice quiet place to retire.
tazer all the way

 
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14.04.2007, 14:37 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1121 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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The person who invented the Tazer must've been a bit of an evil mother-licker eh!?

Aha!... Just been looking at this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tazer

Apparently a Thomas D Ryan holds the patent & there's some intersting links too.

sorry if i'm boring u, lol...

 
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14.04.2007, 14:40 quote

Anonymous

trevp66 wrote:
The person who invented the Tazer must've been a bit of an evil mother-licker eh!?

Aha!... Just been looking at this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tazer

Apparently a Thomas D Ryan holds the patent & there's some intersting links too.

sorry if i'm boring u, lol...
i love wiki and spend ages on there... i dont care if its not verified... ooh like the homemade versions, i want one

 
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14.04.2007, 14:43 quote

trevp66
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damn....another thing to add to my wishlist Twisted Evil

 
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