Just thought i'd all let you know that i am now gonna be diggin' into a nice hot english breakfast with...

an egg
two chipolata's
1 hash brown
2 rashes of bacon
and a couple of juicyyyy plum tomatoes

oh and mushrooooooooooms! it's abit late for breakfast, it's an all in onee grease fest! woooooooooo yeah x

Hangover Chloe ????????

No fair! I want some.

Can I make a rude joke about a chipolata and two plum tomatoes?

does the joke come with or without salad cream?

it comes towards the end. So does the salad cream

since when has "salad cream" gone with an english breakfast anyway.. ? lol

I prefer oats for breakfast.

I hereby vow if I ever get bored enough to feel the need to start a discussion about english breakfasts on a web forum with virtual strangers on the internet, I shall seriously consider killing myself.

Oh, and to stay on thread, I'm quite partial to fried bread...now where's those paracetamols?

I usually have coc pops mixed with dorset cereals

porridge!



and salad cream is very yummy with a full english. have you never tried it?

I don't get it. Why foul up whiskey with oats? And vice versa?

We were making a whiskey of sorts, rather I should have said. It involved using oats. We were supposed to throw the oats and keep the hooch...must admit the oats were rather lush.