Ready when you are

Oh! That made me jump!!!

Again, Again!!!

4 tickets fot todays hearts match,a picture of my year old cousin kieran,£45,my accumulator for todays matches,my library card,band card,blockbuster card,phone card,railway passes and tickets,

my bags got highlighters,pens,empire and four four two magazine,a book on tottenham casuals and a q.i book.

i would give that pot plant the half of viagra and it should stiffen up in no time

Bag from thursday night, which I have just cleared out:

Lipgloss
Mascara
Eyeliner
A pair of earrings that don't belong to me(?!)
some loose change
£20
my friends camera
and.....a condom..which I did NOT have when I went out.

so more than what u left house wi? wat is it wi u woman. my female friends leave house wi a fiver and end up home wi twenty quid. i on the other hand lose jackets and digicams. make sure the condom doesnt expire lol

*shyly raises arm and puts himself forward for that job*

dont worry ill do this for queen and country lol