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04.10.2007, 20:09 quote

Anonymous

Such a weird topic this one, so here goes.....
In my pocket I have £4.35, car keys, mobile phone, and a 'credit card' advert for the Labour party which says "Don't Go Back" and has a picture of Margeret Thatcher's head on the front but if you tilt it she changes into Micheal Howard! Strange and random but true....
(I'm not politically minded though which probably makes it even worse!)

 

04.10.2007, 20:34 quote

stoozola
stoozola Joined: 28 Aug 2007 Posts: 1483 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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35p and my flat key, not rich pickins here Very Happy

 

12.10.2007, 02:21 quote

Anonymous

2 used condoms, a dead mouse and some dust

 

14.03.2008, 19:27 quote

Anonymous

/* bump */


With a few new members (with new pockets, bags and wallets to riffle), thought I'd bump this one.......cor it seems like ages since we did this, I can remember it starting because of some daft idea in the “What we dont know about you” thread.

I'm actually ashamed to say that I still have some of the same crap in my bag as I did last year, which prompted me to throw the old receipts away Smile

 

14.03.2008, 19:46 quote

Anonymous

i now have £1.35, ....2 used condoms, a dead mouse and some dust

 

14.03.2008, 19:59 quote

Anonymous

cottoneyedjoe wrote:
i now have £1.35, ....2 used condoms, a dead mouse and some dust



Some things never change, do they?


darkhorse58 wrote:
Contents of my wallet posted in the “What we dont know about you” thread……..

Contents of the bag I use every day (not a handbag, of course! It’s a black and orange Timberland day bag) - 2 books (Graphotism Issue 46 and Eats Shoots and Leaves), 2 mobile phones (Razr2 V8 and some itsy bitsy Nokia), Zippo (with squiggly engraving), keys (loads!), Palmers Cocoa Butter Lip Balm, pocket size hard drive, tobacco, 2 AA batteries, dog whistle, doggy poop bags, black steel reading glasses, piece of paper with wotshernames phone number on it, bottle of juice (orange), chocolate (Heaven), London A-Z (don’t know why, I’m not in London) and a receipt from a guitar shop for £32.98.


[Edit: in a corner of the bottom of the rucksack I found 5p and a Viagra tablet Surprised - no idea where the 5p came from ]


[Edit 2: bloody hell, don't know where it came from, but I have a Lancome Juicy Tube (raisin flavour) in the side pocket]



Not much changed in my bag either (the one above was in September last year):

2 books (Cold Stone Jug and Transcending CSS), 1 mobile phone (Razr2 V8 - the previously mentioned Nokia now belongs to my ex partners boy), Zippo (now on my desk), keys (now on my desk), Palmers Cocoa Butter Lip Balm, 2 pocket size hard drives (instead of 1), 8 AA batteries (instead of 2), dog whistle, doggy poop bags, piece of paper with another wotshernames phone number on it (not the same wotshername as last September), bottle of juice (cranberry instead of orange), chocolate (Minstrels this time), London A-Z (don’t know why, I’m *still* not in London) - but the receipts are now burning in the fireplace.

[Edit: in a corner of the bottom of the rucksack I found 2p and the Viagra tablet mentioned above seem have vanished Surprised - I still have no idea where the 20p came from]


[Edit 2: The Lancome Juicy Tube (raisin flavour), previously found in the side pocket has gone. I am currently looking for a new girlfriend from whom I can purloin new cosmetics to try]

 

14.03.2008, 20:07 quote

Anonymous

And I think it's a shame that Twistedviolet is no longer here......having read through page 3 of this thread, I am reminded that she promised to marry me (with a test run prior to final commitment)......bah.......

 

14.03.2008, 21:12 quote

s6boystu
s6boystu Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 2074 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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i'm wearing cargo's so this should be fun..

pocket one... lighter and a petrol receipt from tesco's ( bloody rip off fuel prices ! )
pocket two... tobacco and a pack of rizlas ( blue if your interested Laughing )
pocket three... mobile phone and box of filters
pocket four... front door keys
pocket five... wallet and car keys
pocket six... a pack of tissues !

well... it was in my pocket, it's now all strewn across my desk Laughing Laughing
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14.03.2008, 21:15 quote

Cazzabee
Cazzabee Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 6967 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Fife
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Everything I mentioned in the thread you started in dating DH minus the clean knickers Laughing Laughing
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14.03.2008, 23:23 quote

Anonymous

BexBex wrote:
Ok here goes -
Bag - 2 mob phones (one Razr, one Samsung thingy), purse, pack of Marlboro Menthol, 3 booklets about broadband, 2 ADSL phone filters, lighter, diary, cheque book, work keys, paper with different hairstyles stuck on it, jewelry receipt, ferry booking receipt, 2 window cleaning bills, paracetamol, antibacterial hand gel, Manx electric railway timetable, Clinique blotting sheets, tube of lip glaze, calculator, bank statement, pen, hospital appt, credit card statement, leaflet advertising Romeo & Juliet performance, empty HMV gift card, list of ski wear my son needed for trip last Easter, handbag mirror.

Purse - Shoprite card, Tesco card, Total card, Boots card, Co-op dividend card, Game Reward card, 2 bank cards, 1 credit card, T & G membership card, Matalan card, 3 hosp appt cards, 1 manicure loyalty card, Keep on Smiling poem card, Cable & Wireless top up card, OU membership card, QVC card, NSC discount card (sports? Me? Nah!), Casino membership card, 1 english stamp, 2 Manx stamps, driving licence, and £13.59. Oh and thousands of receipts!!!!


Tine for a clear out me thinks!


Well i must have had that clear out now cause all thats in my bag now is purse, diary, 3 pens, 2 phones still, mirror, 2 cheque books, clinique blotting pad, 2 lip gloss, claculator and thats it.

Purse is still full of shit though and there's another credit card in there too!

 

14.03.2008, 23:59 quote

Anonymous

BexBex wrote:
BexBex wrote:
Ok here goes -
Bag - 2 mob phones (one Razr, one Samsung thingy), purse, pack of Marlboro Menthol, 3 booklets about broadband, 2 ADSL phone filters, lighter, diary, cheque book, work keys, paper with different hairstyles stuck on it, jewelry receipt, ferry booking receipt, 2 window cleaning bills, paracetamol, antibacterial hand gel, Manx electric railway timetable, Clinique blotting sheets, tube of lip glaze, calculator, bank statement, pen, hospital appt, credit card statement, leaflet advertising Romeo & Juliet performance, empty HMV gift card, list of ski wear my son needed for trip last Easter, handbag mirror.

Purse - Shoprite card, Tesco card, Total card, Boots card, Co-op dividend card, Game Reward card, 2 bank cards, 1 credit card, T & G membership card, Matalan card, 3 hosp appt cards, 1 manicure loyalty card, Keep on Smiling poem card, Cable & Wireless top up card, OU membership card, QVC card, NSC discount card (sports? Me? Nah!), Casino membership card, 1 english stamp, 2 Manx stamps, driving licence, and £13.59. Oh and thousands of receipts!!!!


Tine for a clear out me thinks!


.......... 2 phones still..........


Um, just as a matter of interest, cos I'm pissed and asking everyone silly questions (like what colour their spare knickers are - or is that is), which phone has my number on it? I hope it's the posh one, cos I'm a snob you know Very Happy

 

15.03.2008, 00:05 quote

Anonymous

darkhorse57 wrote:
BexBex wrote:
BexBex wrote:
Ok here goes -
Bag - 2 mob phones (one Razr, one Samsung thingy), purse, pack of Marlboro Menthol, 3 booklets about broadband, 2 ADSL phone filters, lighter, diary, cheque book, work keys, paper with different hairstyles stuck on it, jewelry receipt, ferry booking receipt, 2 window cleaning bills, paracetamol, antibacterial hand gel, Manx electric railway timetable, Clinique blotting sheets, tube of lip glaze, calculator, bank statement, pen, hospital appt, credit card statement, leaflet advertising Romeo & Juliet performance, empty HMV gift card, list of ski wear my son needed for trip last Easter, handbag mirror.

Purse - Shoprite card, Tesco card, Total card, Boots card, Co-op dividend card, Game Reward card, 2 bank cards, 1 credit card, T & G membership card, Matalan card, 3 hosp appt cards, 1 manicure loyalty card, Keep on Smiling poem card, Cable & Wireless top up card, OU membership card, QVC card, NSC discount card (sports? Me? Nah!), Casino membership card, 1 english stamp, 2 Manx stamps, driving licence, and £13.59. Oh and thousands of receipts!!!!


Tine for a clear out me thinks!


.......... 2 phones still..........


Um, just as a matter of interest, cos I'm pissed and asking everyone silly questions (like what colour their spare knickers are - or is that is), which phone has my number on it? I hope it's the posh one, cos I'm a snob you know Very Happy


Actually the crap Samsung was replaced by a brand new one and the Razr is now my second phone. They BOTH have your number on it.

 

15.03.2008, 00:06 quote

pasleptsiekare

In my bag right now:

Lipbalm
moisturiser
mobile phone
keys
mini hair brush
3 straws(from thursday night, i'm assuming..)
12 old bus tickets
a pen
mini notepad
a mirror
purse
bodyspray (mango & passionfruit)
a bottle lid(????????!!!!!!!!)
some scrap pieces of paper with numbers on.

 

15.03.2008, 00:10 quote

Anonymous

BexBex wrote:
darkhorse57 wrote:
BexBex wrote:
BexBex wrote:
Ok here goes -
Bag - 2 mob phones (one Razr, one Samsung thingy), purse, pack of Marlboro Menthol, 3 booklets about broadband, 2 ADSL phone filters, lighter, diary, cheque book, work keys, paper with different hairstyles stuck on it, jewelry receipt, ferry booking receipt, 2 window cleaning bills, paracetamol, antibacterial hand gel, Manx electric railway timetable, Clinique blotting sheets, tube of lip glaze, calculator, bank statement, pen, hospital appt, credit card statement, leaflet advertising Romeo & Juliet performance, empty HMV gift card, list of ski wear my son needed for trip last Easter, handbag mirror.

Purse - Shoprite card, Tesco card, Total card, Boots card, Co-op dividend card, Game Reward card, 2 bank cards, 1 credit card, T & G membership card, Matalan card, 3 hosp appt cards, 1 manicure loyalty card, Keep on Smiling poem card, Cable & Wireless top up card, OU membership card, QVC card, NSC discount card (sports? Me? Nah!), Casino membership card, 1 english stamp, 2 Manx stamps, driving licence, and £13.59. Oh and thousands of receipts!!!!


Tine for a clear out me thinks!


.......... 2 phones still..........


Um, just as a matter of interest, cos I'm pissed and asking everyone silly questions (like what colour their spare knickers are - or is that is), which phone has my number on it? I hope it's the posh one, cos I'm a snob you know Very Happy


Actually the crap Samsung was replaced by a brand new one and the Razr is now my second phone. They BOTH have your number on it.


Blimey, on both?? I wonder which one will beep when I click 'send'........

 

15.03.2008, 00:14 quote

ChiefOHara
ChiefOHara Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 2851 Location: Ireland, Cork, Cork
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Bank card, business cards, about 200 used train and bus tickets that i haven't thrown away for some bizarre reason, keys, mobile phone, chewing gum, an MP3 player with no headphones and pocket flint.....

someday ill add 'wads of cash' to that list.

 
 
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