Er - do tell young lady!

Glad to see some of us girlies still have morals.

x

Well we had a good chat and a snog, so things are looking promising. Had to work extremely hard at it but still not cut and dry.

Meh, never mind Chooch, sometimes even the most perfect of us slip up! LOL

Just been informed that I attempted to do robotics and body-pop in the pub last night.
Oh dear.

a few of you already my embarrasing drunk moment .......... although i do have more when sober though

er... ended up in hospital after gently sliding down the ladies loo wall and couldn't move. Was convinced I'd developed a reaction to red wine. My drinking bud didn't even notice I'd dissappeared.. cheers Em

Getting so drunk that 3 friends had to help me to the loo, pull down me undies, and pull em back up again after
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"Always look on the bright side of life..... tetum tetumtetumtetum....."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

at uni

being so drunk i pulled the incredible hulk on hallowe'en ... and yes he had painted himself green ALL OVER lets just say when he naked i was laughing too much at mr green dick to do anything

i asked a policeman to marry me if it would help me keep the traffic cone and men at work sign i was staggering home with ... turns out no, it would not help but if i didnt put them back i could have had a night in the cells, i put them back


drank so many strawberry daquiris i was sick on my friend Rick's shoes, he then had to deliver me home and unlock my door and my room door and post the keys back to me, i was sat on the floor between the window and bed (was on ground floor) waiting for them to come through the window, i woke up there the next morning and was promptly sick in a carrier bag

did a mad dance to a michael jackson song in a full legnth ball gown at the winter ball, everyone in the top bar at the union watching me and then getting free drinks all night off the bar staff

in other situations not at uni ...

got drunk in my fave cocktail bar and was sick in their fire place (fire place none functional but not due to the sick)

was drunk at my mates, there was 3 of us, all sat in bed watching a film one friend (girl) falls asleep me and other mate (guy) end up having sex WHILE SHE IS ASLEEP IN THE SAME BED luckily she didnt wake up

bank hol is may this year got very drunk very fast was put in taxi by my mate back to hers, walked up the steps fell back down, up the steps fell over luckily knew the taxi driver who was creasing himself laughing at me and then finally took pity and helped me up the stairs!!

thats enough for now
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FoxyHan - Proof that it's not all grim up north

I think i was about 19 and had been out clubbing. Came back about 2, managed to get in the house and there was a note on the stairs from my parents asking me to walk the dog. All the street lights go out round here about midnight so i took him round the garden and fell backwards into the rockery.....couldnt get back up so just sat there laughing my head off with the dog sat at my feet with his head on one side! Eventually managed to get onto my knees and crawled back into the house

A couple of years got totally smashed on champagne and asked my best friend (man) to marry me, several times if i remember rightly, but he kept saying he couldn't! I couldn't understand why cause he was single! lol

These are very tame - a bit boring compared to everyone else's!

Quite interesting reading back at everyones embarrassing moments

Probably saying all the things one does when drunk that you cannot say when sober......it does happen now & again
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I had a few moment's when I was young, but these day's I dont drink too much (I hate hangover's), untill... the last sunday at Glastonury this year, I had a pint of brother's bar cider (over 6%), then some absinthe, then went to see Lenord Cohen, didnt make it quite to the stage, ended up at the cider bus, where I had 2 pint's of hot spiced cider (again over 6%) in about 20 min's! Then walked through the hushed, reverant crowd who watching Lenord, shouting "Dildo Baggins and the homosexual's" (I'd seen a sticker advertising this band), and "fu*k this shit, I'm off to see space, Jesus, heroin rock" (I was on my way to see Spiritualized). When I got to Spiritualized, all I remember of it is I ate a truffle, and drank more absinthe (why didnt my freinds stop me?). The next couple of hour's is missing, then I vaguely remember swaying around at the front too MY Morning Jacket (whilst drinking absinthe, natch). I ended up later in the king's meadow, dancing round the big fire in the stone circle to the bongo player's, and drinking barcardi, probably other stuff too! Next thing I know I'm waking, up much further up the hill than I remember being in the blazing sunshine, got up stumbled into some poor unsuspecting bloke ("where the F*ck did you come from"), went back to the fire and had a chat to some stange folk, then another dance! I spent the journey away from there trying not to puke, and the next two day's SERIOUSLY hungover. Ouch!

I've been a forum virgin up until now and never posted, but this topic is right up my alley lol!

Goes back about 6 years when i was doing promoting for a nightclub. One friday night after the club closed one of the regulars asked me if i wanted to go back to hers for a few drinks with some of her mates! I'd never been there before and she lived well out in the sticks but i kindly obliged. I knew this girl was a bit of a nuttah and so were a few of her mates so i was a bit cautious & worried about what the next few hours held instore for me! We set out in 2 cabs and on reaching her house it was only our cab that seemed to have made the journey. I was in a cab with three other girls...so i wasn't complaining in any way! On getting into her house we went up 3 flights of stairs and headed straight to her room and started drinking copious amounts of alcohol! On her walls were pictures of this huge guy holding a gun in army uniform and she went onto tell me that he was her dad and happened to be sleeping in the room next door! But not to let it worry me as he was a deep sleeper (at this point it could be said i was actually close discolouring my boxers). But i had her promise he was a big softy!!!

So anyway...after about an hour 2 of the girls were absolutety wrecked & fell asleep on the 1 bed! I was chatting to the other who then also proceeded to crash out (must have this effect on most women i chat to when i'm drunk)...so anyway...in a massive drunken state I needed the loo in a big way but no one was awake to ask for directions to it & it was pitch black outside the bedroom. I tip-toed out the room trying not to make a sound and hand felt my way across the landing in the hope i would find a light switch or better still, the toilet and not her dad's room...it was like an SAS operation in the dark. I didn't know where i was going and just preyed i found the door...As i got to what seemed to be a door handle I then had someone shout out...'Oi...You...what are you doing'...And then told me to 'f**k off'. I couldn't see who i was talking to but I apologised immensly and said i'd been invited back to the house, everyone had fallen asleep and i need the loo! I had a load more obsceneties shouted at me...and i kept on apologising...then there was silence...i think i might of upset him so i quickly made my way back in the direction i'd come from & back to the bedroom without even going to the loo. I crawled into the spare bed and hid underneath the covers. I didnt know what her dad was going to do & if he'd gone to get a gun or what!

I awoke in the Morning unharmed and relieved i'd survived, to an empty bedroom. I could hear the girls chatting away in the back garden. I dont think any of them even knew i was there, but it was such a wierd night i had lot's of strange things running through my head. I thought i'd been set up for something, so i got out the bed and again tactically managed to get myself down the stairs and out the front door without anyone knowing or seeing!!!

Was i relieved to be out.....so the following week i saw the girl in the club and reminded her about the week before & said i wanted her to apologise to her dad on my behalf. I said i met him on the stairs and he pretty much told me to f**k off! She told me that i wasn't talking to her dad and that she had a pet parrot on the landing that immitates her Dads voice...something i'd failed to even notice when i left the house!

OMG...of all things...i was in conversation and apologising to a parrot!!!

OMG! That is so funny, it has cheered me up no end....thanks for that, i'm so glad you shared that daveym & welcome to the forums....excellent post & well worth waiting for...
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