Being quiet pissed at the moment I was wondering what actions due to the demon drink you wished hadn't happened.

Me:

New Years Day 2001, dropped off by the taxi at 11.00 am, still drunk from the absinthe I had been forced to drink the night before. Promptly staggered out of the cab and fell asleep in my new next-door neighboors front garden. My new neighbours who happened to be both in their 70's (Beryl and Edward), had to help me into my own house and put me to bed.

Things where a little akward between us for a while.

I might possibly have been sick in their garden as well but things are a bit fuzzy.

About an hour ago started a controversial thread just to see how long it would last before being locked

coming on here drunk & posting utter crap but I expect I will do it again
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errrm sick in a girl lap, sick in my ex'x car, touched up a girl in a pub which turned out to be the owners daughter, ended up in bed with a beast of a women (more than once), fell off a wall and knocked myself out, pissed through a persons letterbox , ...and many many more i could go on all night

Dancing on a table (May not seem embarassing..but...I wouldn't do that while sober!), falling over repeatedly, getting a guy to give me his undies, and then falling to sleep outside my gate(if only i'd taken a few more steps..!!!)



Not bad for a nights work, eh?

pole dancing at my local disco on my 30th birthday is something i have no memory of, but my brother has the video to prove it so it must of happened

lol poor Beryl and Edward.. I have a friend who when she was 17 went on a girls holiday abroad to celebrate a levels finishing and on the first night her and the other friend took part in a drinking competition and got totally loaded.. she went back to the hotel had an argument with the friend and decided to run off... so she started to run down these big load of steps but as she started to run she picked up speed and had to keep going faster and faster lol and eventually her legs gave way and she fell right on her teeth and knocked her very front tooth out but as it was dark she couldn't see where it was so all bloodied she ran back up the steps to get help...lol but as she got to top her other friend was being loaded into an ambulance as she had passed out, so for some reason she hops into the drivers seat of the ambulance (oh lord im killing myself laughing) and starts to take off which jolts the ambulance woman giving the other girl an injection in the bum so she wakes up and shouts "get off me you lesbian b$$$h" as she really prudish and thinks she being taken advantage off...meanwhile the ambulance driver is trying to wrestle my friend out of seat and threatening police...lol.. well they got them out and next day my friend went to look for tooth, found it, washed it and stuck it back in and to this day it still has a grey twinge. this story makes me laugh every single time i hear or think of it

just as long as i don't win the same amount of absithe i'd drank that night i'm happy

Dear God! I've thought of another.

I got so drunk on a cruise in China on the local tipple 'Williamm Pitter's Gin' that I took over the karioke and sang the theme tune to Titajnic to a bunch of Japanese businessmen.

I've had too many drunken moments this thread was a bad idea.

Another one..although it isn't funny, but...was embarassing to me!

I was in my usual hangout in town, had stupid amounts of alcohol, the next morning I woke up in my friends house.

My friend took pictures of the whole night, including videos! oops.

I:
Flirted shamelessly with Lisa, the barmaid in pit, even though I know she's straight.

Somehow managed to walk from pit to tap (while removing my shoes in the process!! included walking with just one shoe on at one point..hm)

Asking for snogs off random people (and it worked )

Then in pit I decided to get up and start singing at the top of my voice. In front of EVERYONE.



Finally managed to get back to my friends where I proceeded to throw up in her garden, and then all over her bathroom (Fair play to me..I DID make some attempts to clean it up, aswell.)

Then passed out on the stairs.

its just too funny.. when i was typing i was killing myself laughing.. the girls love to tell it now as well