I think i was about 19 and had been out clubbing. Came back about 2, managed to get in the house and there was a note on the stairs from my parents asking me to walk the dog. All the street lights go out round here about midnight so i took him round the garden and fell backwards into the rockery.....couldnt get back up so just sat there laughing my head off with the dog sat at my feet with his head on one side! Eventually managed to get onto my knees and crawled back into the house

A couple of years got totally smashed on champagne and asked my best friend (man) to marry me, several times if i remember rightly, but he kept saying he couldn't! I couldn't understand why cause he was single! lol

These are very tame - a bit boring compared to everyone else's!

Daveym that is so funny!!! I loved reading that one!
I am not a drinker, so dont have any wild drunken tales to tell.
I did once get drunk without meaning to though.
I was about 19 and in very staid polite company, it was a xmas dinner with some rather posh people.
I was sat jammed in a corner at a table.
I started off with a glass of orange juice, then someone said "Same again?" and brought me orange juice with vodka....being polite, I said nowt and drank it (it was rather nice!!).
Unfortunately it seems as fast as my glass got empty someone kindly dumped a fresh glass in front of me and with all the chitchat and I was thirsty I just kept gulping it down.
When we were ready to leave, the person sat next to me got up (it was a long bench at the table) I kind of slid sideways and lay down on the bench.
I remember feeling very clear headed but my legs were totally paralysed.
No one twigged I was drunk and started talking about ambulances and panicking, and I just started giggling like a loon and peed myself too.
I had to be carried to a taxi and carried into the house and into bed.
It was appalling. They were very posh people, like Lady Diana of all people to make a fool of yourself in front of.....
THAT was the first and last time I have ever dared to do more than have more than just a sip or two of alcohol on rare occasions.

Voda is horrible, got so drunk i couldnt even stand up. My sister had to drive me home, I remember screaming "I LOVE YOU!" to everyone even guys. Hence why I gave up drinking

Being a typical Scotsman i could write a book about my drinking from the age of around 14 till about 5yrs ago ( when i pretty much gave it up apart from the odd weekend )..One memorable time was when i was away working with a couple of colleagues and two of us drank too much at the hotel bar.The older guy with us didnt drink as he was a reformed alcoholic and was awake to see my little indiscretion. I went to bed and at some point in the night started sleepwalking and needed a pee so i fought with the wardrobe door and finally got it open and started to pee in the wardrobe....Although i wasnt really awake i must have known i shouldnt be doing it because instead of letting it all flow out in one, i kept peeing in short stops and starts then went back to bed.....
The only reason i remembered the incident is because down at breakfast the older guy started laughing and told me what i had done and at first i didnt believe him and thought it was a wind up until the reality of it all came flooding back to me with shock and horror.
looking back it was funny but at the time i was mortified...lol