I won't go into the technical mechanics of my nether regions. But yes, it got chilly, but I assumed it was just out of my underwear but still in my trousers

My whole existence is an embarrassing moment...
Ive got to walk out the house....wearing ginger hair...ergh!

I think im gonna keep my most embarrassing moment under the table...

Your neck will hurt

i seem to be the person who notices the embarasing thing, not the one who has it happen to them.. for instance i work in a bar and on friday night this shall we say mature woman was wearing a tight corset, very very drunk probably shouldnt have served her.. anywho i wasnt till i gave her her change that my friend sed she had her nipple showing on one side, she had 'popped'# out of her top.. by the time we had decided to tell her she was gone! im sure it made some guys night tho xD

Anyone here sew? Do you know about the buttons that you cover in your own choice of material and then push the parts together hard? About 15/16 years ago I was making myself a skirt using these buttons. One of them just would not clip together so I used my teeth.

The receptionist at the doctors looked a little puzzled when I handed her a piece of paper with the problem written on it. She then nearly wet herself when I poked out my tongue and showed her the button attached to it!
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I was getting bad pains in my side and a friend told me that was a sign of appendicitis. He also told me that the doctor would check this by inserting her finger up my arse. Eventually, I couldn't put it off any longer and went to the doctor and explained the pain I was in. She told me to go behind the screen and strip to the waist. I had been convinced by my friend about the arse/finger business so off come the jeans and boxers. She comes back with 2 medical students, I'm stood there naked from the waist down and she says 'Could you put your pants back on please, I meant strip from the waist up, not down'.

Not my finest moment.

Came home at the end of a long day/night on xmas night out wi lads fi footie a few years back.Ive obviously forgot that I still live wi my folks cos ive proceeded to enter the living room and try to watch some adult entertainment whilst eating my pizza.Next thing i remember is my mum waking up for her work to find me in living room in an upright position passed out with my jeans and boxers still round my ankles