Hi all, just back from a trip to the cinema with the family and whilst at the counter I managed to drop all my change all over the floor (cue much coin-chasing and a very red face!).

I then proceeded to stand up and knock my wee brothers drink over, spilling the contents across the counter, floor and his leg!



It just got me thinking about cringe-worthy stories and was wondering if anyone else would care to share?


((I don't know if this has been posted as a topic already! So apologies if it has!))

I open my mouth and something embarrassing comes out.

Well when i use to work in the pubs years ago, i decided that one day i would leave the toilet with my skirt stuck in my knickers ............ now that is enbarassing ........

My pants got teared on one of my thighs, last week whilst shootin pool with 5 guys. One of them suggested I should get out of the game, but as nothing embarasses me anymore (and also because I didn't wanna lose what I had put in) I just kept on playin for another hour.

I also once came out from a massage session, because I parked my car the wrong way nd had to move it, just in sneakers and the tiny plastic robe they give you there, coz I was in the middle of the massage. And it was windy too. LOL

I have no shame!

However I don't think of that as embarrassing. We've all had embarrassing moments in our lives... But I chose to block mine out. LOL
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I just run on pure embarrasment.

Why did I say that? Why did I do that? etc.
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My trouser zip suffered a failure and my willy flopped out while I was playing footie at school.

I also reversed into my employers sports car while they were watching out the window.

Oh, and a few months back I fell in a pond because I thought the weed on the surface was grass

one of the most embarassing things i can remember was running to jump over a ittle wall in college one day and not making it. Falling flat on my face.
Oh and knocking a drink off the counter in McDonalds all over the people stood behind me... i dnt think i've ever said "im sorry" more times then that time

I was on a school trip to some place or other and I was sitting on a high windowsill that I had got to by standing on a chair that was just below it.

I decided I wanted to get down and stepped on to the chair. As I put weight on the chair and lifted my self up I got my foot stuck in the spaces in the back rest of the chair. I feel off the chair.

I proceeded to hurtle to the floor when I deftly (and with no talent on my part as I had no idea I was doing it until it was done) tucked and rolled and ended up springing on to my feet in front of the offending chair.

I looked at one of my friends who had turned around just to see me spring to my feet and they looked a little confused.

I was so embarrassed that I couldn't get off a chair without falling over.

BUT. The most annoying thing was that nobody saw it!

Well I failed to mention that my willy stayed flopped out for about 45 mins until I went to the loo

Oh in that case... LOL
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