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Home >> Anything else >> SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20.03.2010, 09:25 quote
"Do you desire to reduce the rate of divorce in your country by not getting married to the wrong person?"
Great chat up line, you're my perfect match. I've strongly desired to engineer a reduction in the rate of divorce in my counrty for sometime. But find it hard to combine my God like scheme whilst finding the right person. I felt conflicted. You've helped break that down for me. I can be a little God in a way, - by finding someone, who also desires to reduce the rate of divorce in my country, we'll be the perfect match!!
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20.03.2010, 10:05 quote
| zacktelstar wrote: |
| "Do you desire to reduce the rate of divorce in your country by not getting married to the wrong person?"
I've strongly desired to engineer a reduction in the rate of divorce in my counrty for sometime. But find it hard to combine my God like scheme whilst finding the right person. I felt conflicted. You've helped break that down for me. I can be a little God in a way - by finding someone, who also wants to reduce the rate of divorce in my country, we'll be the perfect match!! Nutter |
Did you mean spamming nutter?
Let not circumspection mock their zealous toil,
Their divine joys and messages obscure,
Nor atheists hear with a disdainful smile
The long and convoluted posts of the dour.
(apologies to Gray)
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20.03.2010, 10:18 quote
| handsel wrote: |
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Did you mean spamming nutter?
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Indeed...an argument in room by myself (well until you posted
), and low lying fruit. But I just love the fact the craziest thing is not about God, "Do you desire to reduce the rate of divorce in your country...? " - raw social engineering, mmm...enticing yum-yum!!_________________
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20.03.2010, 10:28 quote
"Do you desire to reduce the rate of divorce in your country by not getting married to the wrong person?"
Funnily enough, I do. That's why when I become Prime Minister (just before I hatch my world domination plans) I will be making marriage illegal.
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20.03.2010, 10:46 quote
No, No, No, WSS!
You just can't do it! You'll alienate most of your subjects: all those religious types who can't get it off without a blessing or permission from a religious leader; all those young girls, with - now - nothing to look forward to; all those existing marrieds who won't see any more decoyed into their condition.
It'll mean swivel war!
'Give us back our wedded Bliss!'
'We must preserve the sanctity of marriage!' 
'Wot! No more mugs?' 
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20.03.2010, 10:55 quote
| whysoserious1983 wrote: |
| "Do you desire to reduce the rate of divorce in your country by not getting married to the wrong person?"
Funnily enough, I do. That's why when I become Prime Minister (just before I hatch my world domination plans) I will be making marriage illegal. |
nice...yer the kinda creative pragmatist we need at the helm. Mind you, it could give Catholic Priests even more cover. Unless we just say they're are all paedos or paedos by proxy and ban em as well!! Lock em in thier fucking guilt booths and push em over a cliff.
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20.03.2010, 16:07 quote
I think the scammers don't know enough about our culture to have learned that marriage isn't every girl/guys dream anymore...... most people I know aren't interested in getting married EVER!!!
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18.04.2010, 21:44 quote
I think they should make marriage a capital punishment.
Death by marriage! It's worse than any prison!
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