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21.07.2008, 14:51 quote

deepthroath

LMAO @ Dom... Laughing

Okay Father Mike, i hope your not too busy, i feel the need to get everything off my chest. So to speak.

I have been undertaking the following practices:-

1. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol on a weekend.
2. Dancing like a moron after said consumption.
3. Sexual relations out of wedlock.
4. Impure thoughts
5. More Impure thoughts.
6. A Certain Action that comes about when having said impure thoughts.

The thing is, i KNOW i am going straight to Hell when i die, all i'm bothered about is getting a good seat! Twisted Evil

 
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23.07.2008, 06:43 quote

sa1lorman

oakman wrote:
Father,

I having been coveting my neighbours ass. Though in my defence, I couldn't help but notice her sunbathing over the weekend. Am I beyond redemtion?

Oakman,

Seems a perfectly natural thing to me. I mean, if the weather is good then you should be outside to enjoy it, or at the very least by the windows. You can't help what the view may entail at any given moment Wink

No redemption required.

 
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23.07.2008, 07:07 quote

sa1lorman

DeepthroatH wrote:
LMAO @ Dom... Laughing

Okay Father Mike, i hope your not too busy, i feel the need to get everything off my chest. So to speak.

I have been undertaking the following practices:-

1. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol on a weekend.
2. Dancing like a moron after said consumption.
3. Sexual relations out of wedlock.
4. Impure thoughts
5. More Impure thoughts.
6. A Certain Action that comes about when having said impure thoughts.

The thing is, i KNOW i am going straight to Hell when i die, all i'm bothered about is getting a good seat! Twisted Evil


Apologies for the delay in replying, the good work never ends

1. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol on a weekend.

Well, J and his mates always liked a glass or 2 so I can't fault you here

2. Dancing like a moron after said consumption.

Our government is always extolling the virtues of eating less and exercise. So power to you

3. Sexual relations out of wedlock.

I am afraid this is a sin. However, I think the good book needs updating. 3 hail mary's and hope you enjoyed it Wink

4. Impure thoughts

World would be very dull without these. I permanently have them! Still, fraid it's 3 more hail mary's for you.

5. More Impure thoughts.

I'm in a good mood so will count this under 4

6. A Certain Action that comes about when having said impure thoughts.

hmmm. 10 hail mary's and no vodka until the weekend

Don't worry about your seat, I think you have a reservation Wink

 
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23.07.2008, 08:23 quote

lillybet

Forgive me Mike as I have sinned........

1. I ate all the cinnimon jellybeans and then lied and pretended there wasn't any.

2. I pretended to get lost at the festival when i just wanted to get to the front of the kaiser chiefs

 
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