Good point Foxy.. I grew up going to Catholic schools so I have always had the fantasy of being with a priest

So can I confess the things that I would want to do to Father Mike?? Or maybe that he'd do to me because I'm a naughty school girl

Now now ladies. There's enough temptation in my life without you two adding to it

No chocolate for a week for you two and I'm off to say a few hail mary's to get my pulse back down to normal

Father forgive me, it has been quite some time since my last confession. Not because I haven't sinned, more like I've been too busy sinning to confess

Anyways, I'm sat here having some very impure thoughts

Please go easy on me

Father .... I have sinned - Its not really THAT bad ... but i never swept my rabbits poo off the grass today before i cut it .....

Surely though it will do the grass good though???

I know shame on me ....


No penance though, so wasnt to bad

Ok i'll try and be a bit naughtier next time

Like peeing on your fairy garden on facebook?

Not sure if I should confess here ? How long have you got ?

Maybe when i've had a few drinks then ...More than a few actually

Father,

I having been coveting my neighbours ass. Though in my defence, I couldn't help but notice her sunbathing over the weekend. Am I beyond redemtion?