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Home >> Anything else >> Confessions Corner ::: Confess your sins to Father Mike
18.05.2008, 20:35 quote
| titwhipper wrote: |
| I sold my Mum the wrong way up the motorway wearing polkerdot bikini and a rollerskate |
thats quite funny. just 3 hail mary's for you
19.05.2008, 10:26 quote
I confess to fantasising about doing unmentionable things to Father Mike.... please punish me severely 
_________________
"Always look on the bright side of life..... tetum tetumtetumtetum....."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
19.05.2008, 10:41 quote
| redelicious wrote: |
| I confess to fantasising about doing unmentionable things to Father Mike.... please punish me severely |
not as serious a sinner as Han, as she also did the whole Eurovision thing (shudders at the mention of it).
Therefore your pennance is celibacy for a week, or if you redeem yourself with good deeds sooner
19.05.2008, 10:43 quote
| mirrorpool wrote: |
|
Errm you're not going to like this, but I absolutely love writing about anything and everything including financial and advertising matters, in 2 weeks of daytime TV interesting focus for some research |
you are just plain awkward
Right then. You have to say bless you to every person that greets you for the next week
19.05.2008, 11:22 quote
I do that already, but I am awkward I know. Maybe I have to think up my own punnishment to help you out Father Mike.
So what would be a real punnishment for me is to make me wait in a QUEUE on a really HOT day with the 12 O'CLOCK SUN streaming down on me and the person behind me having bad BODY ODOUR and the person infront of me CHAIN SMOKING.
Is that helpful Father Mike?
19.05.2008, 11:39 quote
| mirrorpool wrote: |
| I do that already, but I am awkward I know. Maybe I have to think up my own punnishment to help you out Father Mike.
So what would be a real punnishment for me is to make me wait in a QUEUE on a really HOT day with the 12 O'CLOCK SUN streaming down on me and the person behind me having bad BODY ODOUR and the person infront of me CHAIN SMOKING. Is that helpful Father Mike? |
ok, you're in the queue for 30 minutes
19.05.2008, 11:47 quote
OMG! Nooo plz not Father Mike....... I'll be passed out and on the floor half way through my allotted time 
19.05.2008, 17:53 quote
Please forgive me father .............. today i had an interview and, well, wore a very low cut top, and was accidentlly, leaning over the desk through the whole course of the interview. Dont normally use my womanly attributes for my gain ........... but as they are god given, cen you please go easy on me ..........
19.05.2008, 18:50 quote
| funkychick1 wrote: |
| Please forgive me father .............. today i had an interview and, well, wore a very low cut top, and was accidentlly, leaning over the desk through the whole course of the interview. Dont normally use my womanly attributes for my gain ........... but as they are god given, cen you please go easy on me .......... |
Your womanly charms are indeed god given. You understand that you shouldn't use them on poor defenceless blokes for self gain. 6 hail mary's and say the lords prayer each night this week
19.05.2008, 18:52 quote
ok, I think people should advise the penance to the person above from now on 
Forgive me for I have sinned...I've been thinking of Ann-Marie's womanly charms 
Go easy on me 
19.05.2008, 18:57 quote
Well if you escape those thoughts without suffocating ............. you are not allowed to flirt for 1 month ..............
19.05.2008, 22:59 quote
| sa1lorman wrote: |
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Forgive me for I have sinned...I've been thinking of Ann-Marie's womanly charms
Go easy on me |
No one is with out sin my child.
You must realise that doing wrong is knowing right. You must for one week long twice a night, spank the monkey.
20.05.2008, 05:38 quote
| titwhipper wrote: | ||
No one is with out sin my child. You must realise that doing wrong is knowing right. You must for one week long twice a night, spank the monkey. |
easiest penance I ever heard of
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