ok folks. I know you are bad, you know you are bad; so confess your sins and I will tell you your penance.

I'll start. I think Kim Wilde is great and I have all her albums, including a signed CD from her saying happy birthday.

I'll say 6 hail mary's and do without chocolate for a week





Disclaimer: This thread is meant as a bit of fun and no offence to religion is intended, nor am I trying to make fun of religion. It is merely a theme to try and get people to tell embarrassing things and I relate a punishment suitable for the level of embarrassment. If anyone finds any of it offensive please let me know your concerns.

Ok..... I will more than likely be watching big brother this year so punish me, cos I know its wrong...

tut that's so mean You're a mean father

Couldn't possible confess my sins on here ............. shit i would be banished to hell straight away .............

hello father mike,
i masturbate 3 times a day. not always at regular intervals, but 3 times daily anywayz. i read on the internets that i should take up a new habit to help me break my masturbating habit so ive started to play guitar instead.
ive been playing guitar for 90 minutes so far this morning. my first day of not masturbating
can i get absolution father mike please

I like watching HOLLYOAKS

Well i may have to confess to killing my Rabbit again .............. bloody things just keep dying on me ............ i tend to them daily, twice sometimes and they keep just giving up on me ........... I then started to tend to my Rose Bud ......... but it's even happening to that now .......... what shall i do