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18.05.2008, 01:05 quote
ok folks. I know you are bad, you know you are bad; so confess your sins and I will tell you your penance.
I'll start. I think Kim Wilde is great and I have all her albums, including a signed CD from her saying happy birthday.
I'll say 6 hail mary's and do without chocolate for a week 
Disclaimer: This thread is meant as a bit of fun and no offence to religion is intended, nor am I trying to make fun of religion. It is merely a theme to try and get people to tell embarrassing things and I relate a punishment suitable for the level of embarrassment. If anyone finds any of it offensive please let me know your concerns.
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18.05.2008, 01:14 quote
Ok..... I will more than likely be watching big brother this year 
so punish me, cos I know its wrong... 
18.05.2008, 01:19 quote
| kizz wrote: |
| Ok..... I will more than likely be watching big brother this year so punish me, cos I know its wrong... |
A truly heinous sin. 10 hail mary's and you must watch every minute of all Eurovision Song Contest programming that is on in the next 12 months,
Harsh I know, but it is appropriate
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18.05.2008, 01:28 quote
| kizz wrote: |
tut that's so mean  You're a mean father  |
Well, there is an appeals process
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18.05.2008, 08:04 quote
Couldn't possible confess my sins on here ............. shit i would be banished to hell straight away .............
18.05.2008, 08:43 quote
hello father mike,
i masturbate 3 times a day. not always at regular intervals, but 3 times daily anywayz. i read on the internets that i should take up a new habit to help me break my masturbating habit so ive started to play guitar instead.
ive been playing guitar for 90 minutes so far this morning. my first day of not masturbating
can i get absolution father mike please
18.05.2008, 10:43 quote
| fullstop wrote: |
| hello father mike,
i masturbate 3 times a day. not always at regular intervals, but 3 times daily anywayz. i read on the internets that i should take up a new habit to help me break my masturbating habit so ive started to play guitar instead. ive been playing guitar for 90 minutes so far this morning. my first day of not masturbating can i get absolution father mike please |
This is a difficuly one fullstop. I can see that you recognise the problem. You mustn't play guitar and masterbate on the same day or the consequences to your wrist could be long lasting. I am sympathetic so I shall absolve you. Say 5 hail mary's and listen to greatest air guitar ever 3 times a day.
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18.05.2008, 10:46 quote
| funkychick1 wrote: |
| Couldn't possible confess my sins on here ............. shit i would be banished to hell straight away ............. |
You cannot hide from your sins my child. Confess and cleanse your soul
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18.05.2008, 11:48 quote
I like watching HOLLYOAKS 
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18.05.2008, 11:59 quote
| mirrorpool wrote: |
| I like watching HOLLYOAKS |
oh dear
It's all about balance, 3 hail mary's and you have to watch songs of praise each week that you eatch Hollyoaks_________________
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18.05.2008, 14:13 quote
Well i may have to confess to killing my Rabbit again .............. bloody things just keep dying on me ............ i tend to them daily, twice sometimes and they keep just giving up on me ........... I then started to tend to my Rose Bud ......... but it's even happening to that now .......... what shall i do 
18.05.2008, 14:18 quote
| sa1lorman wrote: | ||
oh dear It's all about balance, 3 hail mary's and you have to watch songs of praise each week that you eatch Hollyoaks |
Oh dear, I have to admit to liking hymns too you'll have to dish out a better punnishment from that.
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18.05.2008, 14:21 quote
| funkychick1 wrote: |
| Well i may have to confess to killing my Rabbit again .............. bloody things just keep dying on me ............ i tend to them daily, twice sometimes and they keep just giving up on me ........... I then started to tend to my Rose Bud ......... but it's even happening to that now .......... what shall i do |
For the sake of the rabbit kingdom I think you ought to choose a different kind of pet..... maybe a tortoise 'cos they live to a ripe old age and need little attention
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18.05.2008, 14:25 quote
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Oh dear, I have to admit to liking hymns too you'll have to dish out a better punnishment from that. |
time team?
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