...But I guess here will do.

Tattoos. Oh yes. It's reassuring to know that stupidity can easily cross the boundaries of culture, language and geography. Pay heed the next time you go to have your ethno-friendly slag antlers inked. You may get more than what you bargained for.

FRUNK!

If you get one of those Chinese phrase tattoos, make sure it doesn't say 'I want to fondle your buttocks'

Do the Chinese have a symbol for people who can`t recognise blatantly satirical articles on the internet? I want one of those! !

`Cock`? No need for that, young man! Tell you what, I`ll re-read your post for its sarcastic subtext and you can ponder the ironic self-deprecation underpinning mine.

Or we could both just go and pick on Greystone instead...

Life is too short for comprehension lessons.

Lets go find Don Juan de Makro. To the special-needs-mobile!

Agreed! In fact, he`s invited us to another party. We`re guaranteed to pull, apparently, as long as we study his DVDs beforehand. Now where`s my wallet...?

Uhm, whatever...
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Now now gents

'Play Nice'!

And the post was very amusing especially the argument underneath!!
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So this 'symbol' doesn't mean spank my bum then??!?!?!?

Oh Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh yes the Rugby... time to stick the telly on then!
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A few years back we had a bloke in the paper proudly showing off his new tattoo of Brian Laudrup (ex-Rangers footballer) on his thigh, only for his hero to be transferred to Chelsea a few days later.

But the funniest tattoo story belongs to the Argentinian rivals Boca Juniors and River Plate.