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19.10.2007, 22:45 quote
...But I guess here will do.
Tattoos. Oh yes. It's reassuring to know that stupidity can easily cross the boundaries of culture, language and geography. Pay heed the next time you go to have your ethno-friendly slag antlers inked. You may get more than what you bargained for.
FRUNK!
20.10.2007, 08:21 quote
If you get one of those Chinese phrase tattoos, make sure it doesn't say 'I want to fondle your buttocks'
20.10.2007, 08:40 quote
Do the Chinese have a symbol for people who can`t recognise blatantly satirical articles on the internet? I want one of those! !
20.10.2007, 08:50 quote
| pyrrho wrote: |
| Do the Chinese have a symbol for people who can`t recognise blatantly satirical articles on the internet? I want one of those! ! |
Thats odd..I'd rather have a snake wrapped around a sword.
20.10.2007, 10:14 quote
| pyrrho wrote: |
| Do the Chinese have a symbol for people who can`t recognise blatantly satirical articles on the internet? I want one of those! ! |
I don't know, but they have one for people who can't spot sarcasm and who are quick to jump in to try and make themselves look clever. Its shaped like a cock.
20.10.2007, 10:51 quote
`Cock`? No need for that, young man! Tell you what, I`ll re-read your post for its sarcastic subtext and you can ponder the ironic self-deprecation underpinning mine.
Or we could both just go and pick on Greystone instead...
20.10.2007, 11:57 quote
Life is too short for comprehension lessons.
Lets go find Don Juan de Makro. To the special-needs-mobile!
20.10.2007, 12:13 quote
Agreed! In fact, he`s invited us to another party. We`re guaranteed to pull, apparently, as long as we study his DVDs beforehand. Now where`s my wallet...?
20.10.2007, 14:10 quote
20.10.2007, 15:33 quote
| Jeggae wrote: | ||
Thats odd..I'd rather have a snake wrapped around a sword. |
welcome back Jeggs, missed ya. xxx
20.10.2007, 17:18 quote
Now now gents
'Play Nice'!
And the post was very amusing especially the argument underneath!!
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20.10.2007, 17:30 quote
| Hugglies wrote: |
Now now gents 'Play Nice'! And the post was very amusing especially the argument underneath!! |
Just a misunderstanding, I think! Chikhai was attempting a forward pike with extra sarcasm whilst I was engaged in a double backflip with a twist of irony. Our skulls bashed together in mid-air momentarily but we`ve mopped up the blood now.
Anyway, I`m off to watch the rugby. Come on England, you tedious grinders!
20.10.2007, 17:38 quote
So this 'symbol' doesn't mean spank my bum then??!?!?!?
Oh Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh yes the Rugby... time to stick the telly on then!
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20.10.2007, 19:20 quote
A few years back we had a bloke in the paper proudly showing off his new tattoo of Brian Laudrup (ex-Rangers footballer) on his thigh, only for his hero to be transferred to Chelsea a few days later.
But the funniest tattoo story belongs to the Argentinian rivals Boca Juniors and River Plate.
20.10.2007, 20:43 quote
| BexBex wrote: | ||||
welcome back Jeggs, missed ya. xxx ![]() |
Thanks Bex, had to join again for a specific reason I cant go into at this time.
| Hugglies wrote: |
So this 'symbol' doesn't mean spank my bum then??!?!?!? |
Says to me 'Place hands here'
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