and then realised I couldn't attach it to the bloody site!!

God I could have used that time to make and eat some cheese on toast, b@#tard!!

noooooooooooooo .. how do u know that ??? Youu need a nice scottish lad who will give u a good time Laura

Some of my ex girlfriends used to explode when I was near them. Usually with anger at being to pissed to get it up rather than anything to do with electric.

Letmein. May I suggest candles. Not only do they not explode but they are more romantic and will impress the birds no end, save on your electricity bills and warm the house up to.

pmsl ........... hee hee hee hee

Did you know that if you put enough lighted candles under a bed it would rise up from the heat generated by all the little flames...probably.

I remember when I was yoing my parents were poor and couldn't afford to have the gas fire on so we all used to sit round a candle and when it got really cold my dad used to light it.

He couldn't, he used to rub to dining room chairs together to make fire.

Uh...he could afford dining room chairs, but not matches...?

They were passed down through the family, my great great grandad made them out of old telegraph poles and railway sleepers....he worked for GWR and pinched them.

That explains it.


Talking of matches..I need to find some. My lighter has disappeared AGAIN.

dont put them in the microwave or the toaster and you shouldnt have problems with them exploding too often
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