held a full bike licence since 1990, had a few bikes in my time, dont have one right now, although that may change shortly, depending on wether my car makes it through its MOT end of the month

last bike i bought was back in 2001, a Suzuki RGV 250, 2 stroke screamer. very light, very quick and very sadly missed after some pleb turned right into a junction, as i was riding the other side of the road at 30mph

i prefer largish 2 strokes or midweight 4 stroke bikes. my ideal bike would be a Suzuki RG500, preferably one that looks more like this which i think is RGV250 frame with RG500 motor



than a bog standard one. i know big 2 strokes are hideously expensive to run/maintain.

and Vi, when i was 14 my mates and i had a c90 that we used to ride on wasteground, they are great bikes, crap for wheelies, but quick and take alot of abuse lol

so can i be in the club then...

and scottie i watched a show where they trashed the feck out of a c90 and it still worked...

C90's are indestructable.. well almost..
Just had the tyre changed on my bandit this morning.. told it was so bad it was an impound job if I had been pulled

Im thinking of maybe going for a daytona when I upgrade or even a rx9...

soo many choices not enough money

Its better than one of those peddle and go jobbies to gopeds

yeh... im in the club...


altho compared to you lot, im gonna have to get a bigger bike

yes you do..
plus if you get a bike and leathers men will be all over you like a bad rash

right i better get saving up then, and also need to take my test too

oh hang on, the men are gonna be over me like a rash, but rashes are itchy and unsightly.... nah i'll pass

well the way the weather is at the moment, im gonna have to wear a bikini under those leathers

Gotta agree, the image of a lady in leathers is a rather provocative one. On a par with a woman in wet neoprene...

My mate has two bikes both of which are good for a students expences (ie skint) a GPz 500 twin and the yammy sr125. Even the 500 would be a huge come-down from what I'm used to but the sr? I'd look like a fkin praying mantice - all elbos and knees! The 500 will need more cash but there's the added option that I could fit a toe-bar and build a trailor to carry scuba kit...

wear a bikini underneath?? well what do you think people normally wear underneath leathers