Anyway I think even at this stage we can reason that this is just some load of internet BS, that I'm sure I've seen here before. Wonder if the person who thought it up still laughs at everyone trying it.

I thought about a red hammer...

I'm not like you freaks
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There's a norm! Get him!

*runs and hides under his bed*
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Bright pink hammer

pink and penis

Red spanner for me

in the 2%, no surprise there then. Blue spanner, anyone?

Yellow screwdriver.