A.When people say "It's always in the last place you look".......well DUH.

B. Drunks at the bar who still talk to you after you've ignored them for more than 10 minutes.

C. The reply "aaaaaaaaw"

D.Co workers that hum out of tune like they enjoy the work then laugh out loud for no apparent reason.

E. Bieng told what to do just as you're about to do it.

Do you Have any pet annoyances?

Polly.

Oh sorry, I thought you said "annoying pets".

No seriously now.......pet annoyances?
Hhhhmmm.
People coming on here whinging cuz they can't get a shag.
Making myself a cuppa and forgetting, make another then later find several full mugs stone cold dotted around the place.

And linked to my previous post......
The ruddy tommer who keeps peeing on my front door, the smell wafts under the door/through the letter box and it stinks. Cant wait to get Polly 'done'.

Queues are bad enough but when it's my turn, they then have to change 'till rolls' or 'checkout person'

On here and getting my own messages back and then just a couple of words added on the end.
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People ringing up and...well...

"We have put a stop on your account with us because we did not receive a payment this month"

"We're in credit for thousands, why would we pay you any more?"

"Ummm...*deathly silence*"
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Mine:

1. People that can't complete a sentence without swearing

2. Girls that go out in next to nothing and complain they are cold (try wearing some clothes!!!)

3. Cars that are pulling cravans on the motorway

4. Cyclists on the pavement - fair enough if it has a cyclist lane..but..other than that...stay on the bloody road!!!

5. People that run for the bus (because they couldn't be arsed to get to the bus stop at the right time ) that is already moving from the bus stop and then swear at the drivers as if it's their fault

6. People shouting down their phones. While on the bus.

7. People playing shitty music out of their phone

8. Idiots that can't buy the right jeans/trouser size and end up showing everyone their undies.

9. People that go round the supermarket, picking up pretty much every single item on the way and then putting it back down again

10. "that's not my name" by the ting tings.

11. People smoking in the bus shelter - Ok, I smoke, but...I at least have the decency to go outside of the shelter so the others don't have to inhale the smoke while sitting next to me!

12. People that glare at old/disabled people when they get on the bus because they are sat in the elderly person/disabled seating and they have to move

Put me down as number 1.

I am a bastard for that....

People who talk loudly and talk over people.

Loud noises

Essays