found this on a different site....don't know how old it is but....

LMAO .....Ugly Phil on Kerrang Radio this morning. Conversation went something like this

Music shop person "Hello, "Music shop how can I help"

Ugly Phil............"Hello I have an air guitar for sale"

Music shop person "Can you give me details about the model, is it like a stratocaster or a Giibson Les Paul"?

Ugly Phil............" I won it in a competition, it has been all over the world with me"

Music shop person ........."Yes but I need more details about it before I can give a definite price"

Ugly Phil..................... "It has the case and everything and its in good condition"

Music shop person .............." I really cant say on a price unless I see it, but I would guess around a £100"

Ugly Phil "Well its a cross between a stratocaster and a gibson les paul, its in good condition

music shop person..hmmmmmm I need to see the guitar before I commit myself, but I would say £100 ish

Ugly Phil...why dont you go ask some of your colleagues what they think for a price

That reminds me of when The Gadget Shop used to sell action figures of "The Invisible Man"
Cost about £10 for it as well!

I wouldnt be suprised if people bought it.......

mmmmmmmm I wouldve taken it back and asked for a refund, saying its in the wrong colour! HAHAHA!