Newest addition in my ever-expanding list of injuries is a gashed head.
But it's all karma anyway

I was out with friends and they told a waiter it was my birthday (LIE) and the waiter made me stand on the table so that the whole restaurant could sing happy birthday to me, but i misjudged exactly how low the massive lamps were and so the whole restaurant saw me knock myself out


Serves me right for lying.
Still i got a free cake. x

Nothing exciting really, but i suppose it must have been the time i shut my finger in the door. Still to this day I dont quite know I managed to do it.But I know I wish that I closed the door gently not Slam it (and I mean I really slammed it)