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Home >> Anything else >> aaaaaaaaargh, what da f*ck
03.08.2007, 17:44 quote
| Leglover227 wrote: |
I have heard sex is good for losing a few calories! …..so if anyone would like to help me out, send me a message. It is for a good cause after all. We have to do it sitting up though as I don’t want to spill my pint  |
To replace the calories lost during the equivalent of a quick bonk, you'd need to eat 2 thick cheese and tomato sarnies. I suppose the fact itself is humorous, but it does give an idea of calories lost
03.08.2007, 18:29 quote
I’ve decided to go for the special K diet (with an occasional beer). If it works I will buy myself a new red swimsuit, ..veet smooth my arse and feel like a million dollars 
03.08.2007, 19:20 quote
| Leglover227 wrote: |
| I’ve decided to go for the special K diet (with an occasional beer). If it works I will buy myself a new red swimsuit, ..veet smooth my arse and feel like a million dollars |
When your arse gets to that stage, can I feel it? I've never had a million dollars, so I've no idea what that would feel like, would be nice to know what that much dosh feels like
03.08.2007, 19:39 quote
| darkhorse58 wrote: | ||
When your arse gets to that stage, can I feel it? I've never had a million dollars, so I've no idea what that would feel like, would be nice to know what that much dosh feels like |
OK, .....but only cos it's you Stu
03.08.2007, 19:46 quote
| Leglover227 wrote: | ||||
OK, .....but only cos it's you Stu |
/warms up his hands, cos he's considerate/
03.08.2007, 19:53 quote
Actually, I had a sort of a 'Leglover looks in the mirror' scare this evening too.
Not exactly a mirror scare, but I saw a close up photo of myself that was taken yesterday and it made me feel awful about myself, for the first time I saw how old I look, how tired my skin looks, and how grey I'm getting. And that was before I even noticed the wrinkles. Now I'm really scared to look in the mirror, cos that added to what I saw in the photo would just freak me out completely.
I mean I've always known I'm no oil painting, but sometimes I wonder what anyone sees in me at all. I suppose I can console myself that I must have some redeeming qualities that outweigh my looks, perhaps a pearl of darkhorse wisdom that someone else might find useful.
03.08.2007, 19:57 quote
Awwww thats not true Darkhorse.
You are a good looking guy who looks young for his years
Dont hurt me please Curraghmore!
<<kizz hides>>
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03.08.2007, 20:08 quote
| kizz wrote: |
| Awwww thats not true Darkhorse.
You are a good looking guy who looks young for his years
Dont hurt me please Curraghmore! <<kizz hides>> |
Kizz, you don't have to lie anymore, I don't have any more red wine or champagne.
(I'll send you the photo that Curraghmore took and you can see for yourself)
04.08.2007, 05:41 quote
| darkhorse58 wrote: |
| Actually, I had a sort of a 'Leglover looks in the mirror' scare this evening too.
Not exactly a mirror scare, but I saw a close up photo of myself that was taken yesterday and it made me feel awful about myself, for the first time I saw how old I look, how tired my skin looks, and how grey I'm getting. And that was before I even noticed the wrinkles. Now I'm really scared to look in the mirror, cos that added to what I saw in the photo would just freak me out completely. I mean I've always known I'm no oil painting, but sometimes I wonder what anyone sees in me at all. I suppose I can console myself that I must have some redeeming qualities that outweigh my looks, perhaps a pearl of darkhorse wisdom that someone else might find useful. |
I liked that photo Mr Dark!
I REALLY hate having my photo taken, we all see ourselves differently to how other people see us though..
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
04.08.2007, 08:08 quote
| curraghmore wrote: | ||
I liked that photo Mr Dark! I REALLY hate having my photo taken, we all see ourselves differently to how other people see us though.. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" |
Oh, I like the photo well enough, it's just that at full size........well......Thankfully the copy of it that has been available to the general public (A Day At Battersea Park) is quite small
Er.....about this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" thing.....why do you always take your glasses off when I come into the room?
04.08.2007, 09:37 quote
| Leglover227 wrote: |
You know one day you wake up and you look in the mirror and you notice you have an extra stomach where the old one is. Well it just happened to me! Jesus I’ve been the same weight since I was 16, where is it coming from! 
Looks like it’s a diet of fruit, veg and cereal for the next few weeks for me, how depressing 
i remember an episode of red dwarf, it was one of the early ones, and it sprung to mind when the very same thing happened to me... Rimmer : "Listey you've reached that age....when your young you can eat what you like, smoke what you like, and drink what you like. But then you reach that age, and suddenly your body waves a little white flag, and before you know it your a fat bastard." Always remember that quote to this day. as for diets, unless you are sooo strict with yourself, they don't work, at least in my experience. the temptation for a quick pint is way to slow. as for the low alcahol (damn never could spell that without spell checker) you can get lite beers, but they taste like crap does this mean i cant drink beer?  |
06.08.2007, 12:22 quote
| kebabman wrote: |
| I have a second one, used to have a third but a strict diet of booze seems to have cured that medical condition Although somehow i've managed to lose a stone and a half in about 4 months |
The number of bellies hanging around my waist varies according to how often or how far I walk the dog. Seriously. When the weather is nice I walk about 4 - 6 miles a day with the dog and within a week or so, my surplus is gone. When the weather is crap, dog walks are shorter and I put weight on quickly.
Get a dog - and I don't mean a human one either
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