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03.08.2007, 12:27 quote

Anonymous

You know one day you wake up and you look in the mirror and you notice you have an extra stomach where the old one is. Well it just happened to me! Jesus I’ve been the same weight since I was 16, where is it coming from! Evil or Very Mad

Looks like it’s a diet of fruit, veg and cereal for the next few weeks for me, how depressing Crying or Very sad


does this mean i cant drink beer? Hangs itself

 

03.08.2007, 12:40 quote

susiexxx
susiexxx Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 2553 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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Middle aged spread springs to mind lol

Welcome to my world..lovely bit of flubber to grab on to
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03.08.2007, 12:43 quote

Anonymous

i'm still in denial, I may go back to bed again and hope it’s all been a bad dream

 

03.08.2007, 12:46 quote

susiexxx
susiexxx Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 2553 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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Haha

Fair play to you if you can shed the excess..I've been trying years and to be honest FECK IT..

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03.08.2007, 12:51 quote

Anonymous

i can probably do it if there's such a thing as low fat alcohol

 

03.08.2007, 12:58 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
i can probably do it if there's such a thing as low fat alcohol


It dosen't work Crying or Very sad

 

03.08.2007, 13:06 quote

Anonymous

maybe i can cut the food out totally then and just have the alcohol

 

03.08.2007, 14:20 quote

Bliss23
Bliss23 Joined: 21 Mar 2007 Posts: 4028 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Edinburgh
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second stomachs are kewwlll.

 

03.08.2007, 14:23 quote

kebabman
kebabman Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 931 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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I have a second one, used to have a third but a strict diet of booze seems to have cured that medical condition Although somehow i've managed to lose a stone and a half in about 4 months
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03.08.2007, 15:23 quote

Anonymous

kebabman wrote:
I have a second one, used to have a third but a strict diet of booze seems to have cured that medical condition Although somehow i've managed to lose a stone and a half in about 4 months


kebabman diet it is then

 

03.08.2007, 15:27 quote

loubylou
loubylou Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 1686 Location: United Kingdom, England, North Yorkshire
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sit ups exercise stomach crunchs then you can continue feeling good about yourself by looking good whenyou do go out drinking?

 

03.08.2007, 15:34 quote

Anonymous

I have heard sex is good for losing a few calories! …..so if anyone would like to help me out, send me a message. It is for a good cause after all. We have to do it sitting up though as I don’t want to spill my pint

 

03.08.2007, 15:35 quote

loubylou
loubylou Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 1686 Location: United Kingdom, England, North Yorkshire
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hehe

 

03.08.2007, 15:55 quote

annmarie5988

Leglover227 wrote:
I have heard sex is good for losing a few calories! …..so if anyone would like to help me out, send me a message. It is for a good cause after all. We have to do it sitting up though as I don’t want to spill my pint


Well i am all for giving to good causes, tell me where to leave the message and i will gladly oblige ............ oh look i just did ............. xx

 

03.08.2007, 17:32 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
I have heard sex is good for losing a few calories! …..so if anyone would like to help me out, send me a message. It is for a good cause after all. We have to do it sitting up though as I don’t want to spill my pint



sex is the best form of excercise EVER.... Wink

 
 
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