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Home >> Anything else >> 01:00 AM Howl
23.07.2008, 22:44 quote
| Bliss23 wrote: |
What's the terps choochioooooooooou?  |
The Famous Five were in a terrible fix.
Those dirty rotten working class kids had stolen their ginger beer and crab paste sandwiches.
” Bother, bother, bother” said Dick “how are we going to have a wizard adventure now?”
“What about we go to that new fangled place called Tesco,” said Julian, being very sensible, as he was the oldest and wisest. “I am sure we can find some delectable refreshment to replace Aunt Fanny's wonderful ginger beer”.
So the five strolled to Tesco and had to leave Timmy behind as he was not a trained guide dog and found the soft drinks cabinet.
“Golly gosh said George “look at this lovely scrumptious sounding lemonade! White Lightening Turps? MMMM lashings and lashings of lemonade but it's not a shilling tuppence.”
“It's 75p for a 1 litre bottle in new money” wailed Anne.
“Don't be such a baby” said Dick as he naughtily kicked his sister. “Aunt Fanny gave us some money from our reward for finding the missing heiress in the castle ruins so we have more than enough for a splendid feast”.
...... Chapter Two tomorrow night .....
23.07.2008, 23:07 quote
| rocketgirl wrote: |
I used to clean my Yugo's engine with white lightning.  |
I don't know what a yugo is but I do know what white lightning is, and by the pint at that.
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23.07.2008, 23:12 quote
From scaramuccia special lesson you can't possibly be wondering what the terps are now Bliss?!
(I cannot wait for chapter two - I wonder if Anne will lose her virginity to a local boy in the park?)
23.07.2008, 23:20 quote
| titwhipper wrote: | ||
I don't know what a yugo is but I do know what white lightning is, and by the pint at that. |
Mine was a 55a.
And mine wasn't as smart looking either! Everytime I shut the door the window fell right down, and kept a brick on the passenger seat for whenever I stopped the handbrake didnt work. Oh and like Jeremy Clarkson found out on another one, I didnt need to use the clutch to change gear! Good little runner, mind....
23.07.2008, 23:26 quote
| titwhipper wrote: |
| this is not your autobiography you know |
Who says its not. I'll have you know I put away a fair amount of white lighting in my youth (when I stacked shelves at the local co-op).
26.07.2008, 21:44 quote
It's so quiet in here tonight, is there no one who can save old Chet from boredom??
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