Спокойной ночи! Я не могу дождаться 1h00.

Сегодня вечером я устал и пропавших без тепла из моих женщина так я буду спать рано.

Меня также беспокоит, что я действительно с нетерпением теперь 50



(obviously, that's me on the left)

Dearest Chet

I was thrilled to hear that you enjoyed your time in Edinburgh, and despite your toils even managed to sample some of the wonderful delights that Scotland has to offer.

I meant to warn you about something before you left on your trip; Friday is usually dress-down day in Edinburgh.

Thank you for your dutiful inquiry about our state of health. I, myself am not overly well, but Mrs Darkhorse is in fine form and currently enjoying a weekend trip to London to visit relatives and attend a performance by a rather large breasted lady who goes by the name Dolly Parton.

I had intended to relate the most important events of the week on the forum to you so that you could read them all in one post rather than have to trawl through a weeks worth of posts yourself, but verily, it has been a fairly quiet week here. However, in case you missed any of the highlights of the weekly posts ……

1. LittleVixen has been very busy, but she still found the time to bake yet another wedding cake
2. Ankles received her degree results and subsequently celebrated by shaving her legs (and getting a bit squishy). Last night she went to Asda
3. Chooch10 was doing unspeakable things to some cherry tomatoes. She also has a lovely pink bra that she showed us
4. Megs went to Istanbul
5. Mrs Darkhorse showed me the St Mary's and St Boniface Cathedral. She pointed out that we can’t get married there because we are heathen riff raff
6. Watersports appears to be the new trend amongst members on the forum
7. Mirrorpool received a £40 cheque and doesn’t know what to do with the money. I think she should buy a new bra or some magnetic poetry for her fridge, but others think she would be better off purchasing hats and/or shoes (yeh, right, where can you get a decent pair of shoes for 40 quid??)
8. Nobody has had a fake orgasm this week (well, not that they’re telling about anyway)

Unfortunately, I have some daily chores to perform and am unable to relate any more of the weekly FB dramas to you.

I trust that you will have a relaxing weekend before returning to Edinburgh.

Your most affectionately
Darkhorse

Well nearly that time again, i'm all alone.....no change there

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Tha's jus' an illusion, LilVix. We're all here. Me and my 9 invisible friends.
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Can't be bothered to wait 'til 1 so... As I'm rarely here these days and am planning for a 2 week absence too...

Good evenin', Megzie. Hope you're havin' a great week, boy!
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/* big sigh */

I did say I'd get some emails done before I went to bed at 2, so I'd better get them done, otherwise I'll be all stressed tomorrow again .....

/* sits and picks nose and opens Outlook */




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It's funny how us people show
our love by touching tongues
but at least we're not all doggies
or we'd sniff each others bums */