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23.09.2008, 22:10 quote

eda85

Importers pooh - it looks like a cocaine filled condom covered in bile















...and it is

 

23.09.2008, 22:30 quote

leglover38

A thread that is literally shit, ....impressive !

 

24.09.2008, 10:39 quote

titwhipper

talking of shit....someone left their soiled adult size pamper in the cinema yesterday

 

24.09.2008, 10:42 quote

titwhipper

DeepthroatH wrote:

Winnits.
Clinkers.
Clagnuts.



"Klingons"

...for you trekkies out there

 

24.09.2008, 10:58 quote

deepthroath

titwhipper wrote:
talking of shit....someone left their soiled adult size pamper in the cinema yesterday


TW - what kind of cinemas do you go to?

 

24.09.2008, 11:16 quote

titwhipper

TAOISM: Shit happens.

ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)

JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?

ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.

CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.

ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!

QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.

NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.

RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.

RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.

 

24.09.2008, 11:19 quote

titwhipper

DeepthroatH wrote:
titwhipper wrote:
talking of shit....someone left their soiled adult size pamper in the cinema yesterday


TW - what kind of cinemas do you go to?


It is an open love cinema, an extension of an adult toy store where I have worked for the past year and will be shortly stopping.

PS. we don't sell adult size pampers.

 

24.09.2008, 15:21 quote

deepthroath

titwhipper wrote:
DeepthroatH wrote:
titwhipper wrote:
talking of shit....someone left their soiled adult size pamper in the cinema yesterday


TW - what kind of cinemas do you go to?


It is an open love cinema, an extension of an adult toy store where I have worked for the past year and will be shortly stopping.

PS. we don't sell adult size pampers.


Explains a lot though.

:0)

 

24.09.2008, 15:41 quote

eda85

Life is shit
Shit happens
Life happens to be shit

 

24.09.2008, 18:59 quote

rocketgirl

This isn't Flirtbox, it's Dirtbox! Laughing

 

24.09.2008, 21:21 quote

stoozola
stoozola Joined: 28 Aug 2007 Posts: 1486 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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the cut-off --- the kinda poo done when the doorbell rings.....


the ringa stinga --- the poo that comes the morning after a spicy curry


following on from something dt said earlier in the tread about kebabs, i had a donner while staying in bradford through work, that pulsed red, that was well spicy, the following morning was a ringa stinga and a half:D

 
 
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