And I shall have her full name branded into my schlong

It's been well fingered over years but still makes beautiful music.

When my firstborn was being born, my hubby was there (without his ginger beard, he'd shaved if off for the occasion to look smart) the midwife persuaded him to go down her end and see the baby 'crowning'......his reaction was "Oh my God, it's f***ing GINGER!"
And he was too.
Looked like a giant orange atop his shoulders on account he also had bad jaundice, and a thick mop of orange hair. Yes, Orange, not even ginger.
Now aged 20 he proudly sports a big ginger beard, and pleased to find that his little bro is now beginning to sport some ginger wisps on his chin.
I love gingers, but then I'm biased!

I like ginger men. And you jinja - you look like Max from Eastenders abit, and if i'm honest i have a huge crush on him, hes such a bad man. Not saying i fancy you etc, but never-mind being ginger, some women love it *hint hint*

What I would look like if I were ginger.

Its Avid Merrion!

I think it is quite a good look.

For a tard.

you have far too much time on your hands.

The paintings won't sell themselves you know.

And the fat lady from the WI wants the village hall back by 6:00

(she is actually Ed with a ginger wig)