as if it would be easier for us girls....

Okay, so the offers on the table are...

21p and some used chewing gum or 44p for Ed and Dom and a kleenex.

Im reckoning the chewing gum is winning out here guys... come on!

I have a sock with dried semen in it, and another 1p!

I've got a signed photo of Jet from Gladiators with dried semen on it plus another 25p!

i have a pile of old hair i pulled out my bath plug yesterday. and it has been in the bin for a day! and i found 11p down the back of my sofa

Raven (for some reason i keep wanting to call you Jenny) your losing chick - the semen covered Jet picture took this one!! Come on...you can do better!

and Mimi - what a fine specimen. Ahem. Actually, bears a large resemblance to Dom.

and he's got the same expression as me!


got a 4 inch dust bunnie

Prove it shreddie head!

damn it!i am not losing that wonderful creature


that delicate flower, that mysterious angel, that goddess and ruler of my heart, she will be mine...what did you my princess and soulmate's name was?

just found another dust bunnie

plenty of the black and curlies in this one

you know what guys, I am sorry to do this to you, but Love and i have fallen in, well, love.

we are absconding to a place where gingers are accepted as normal humans (yes, these places DO exist) and we are to be married and spawn young ginger offspring. The place we are going to will keep these offspring safe from evil people who think gingers are not part of the human race and should be poked with sticks and have stones thrown at them. Its a wonderful place, but i cannot disclose the location as i fear people may come looking for us, as Lurleen Orville Violet Esmerelda is so breathtakingly special...

Sorry all. x