i need a wee wee before i wet my nappy again
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WOW! nice feet

im only out on a date with you for a bet.

I love you.

My curfew is.......

Dont ring me ill ring you.

You wanna come back with me and look at my linux server?

Do you like Warhammer?

Wanna see my collection of antique brain rings?

Hi, nice to see you, where's the drink?
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Maybe if this sig is witty enough someone will finally love me...

(Oh what do you expect? I mean really)

you look alot like my ex...

My last date didn't last long... I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... FFFFfffffFFFFffffff! *dribble*

:D

Do you have piles? 'Cause that might be a problem later.

Cant stay too late, Im only on day release.....

So.........love?

This is just as boring as.......



Cant think of anymore, sorry

sorry im late but was at the hospital getting my prostate checked, tho i have to say on the hole, KY jelly is a good thing! how are you?

If u want the three coarse meal you gunna have to get ya knee's dirty!!!

oh yeh i love goin out on a saturday night, tho not dressed like this, i usually tuck my brain between my legs and call myself susan...

Hellloooooo Susan lol

"its easy 4 me 2 let guys fall in love"

well this is true story

i didnt replay 2 that didnt even look at her
i just put the money 4 the dinner on the table

and gave her a glance with a smile and left

after an hour i recieved a msg
"i dont believe u just did that"

next day
"u know i wasted my time with u last night u r not worth it"

after few min
"who u think u r i can get 10 of u in a min"

after other few min
"ur lost u had a chance but u missed it up looser"

i didnt reply non of that sorry 4 her
just coz she said
"its easy 4 me 2 let guys fall in love"

never say that on a date =b

Very interesting, Kenny.

I'm going to be sick...
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.