I met a guy in a pub once, tried to politely leave - he suggested I go back to his place - I said no thanks its very late....and he said ?? "You;ve got nothing to worry about, I've had a vasectomy!!".....charmed I'm sure.

very classy line ...

Hi and welcome Rocketgirl

if your first date goes really well and you get back to your places don't try
'i call dibs on the top bunk'


hi and welcome rocketgirl

thankyou stoozola and cheekymunkey/ Another time I met this guy in the pub, bought my own drinks, then he asked me to give him a lift home cuz he was broke (he seemed ok and i only saw him drink orange juice so I stupidly said ok) when we got outside his house he asked me to go in, saying his mum liked to meet 'all his new girlfriends'....at which point I hurriedly said Ooooh is that the time, must dash! and haven't met anyone at a pub since! I am really wary now.

just watching a rerun of bottom,

richie "i don't know what when wrong, i sat down, put on my specail eyes and said 'hello big tits looking for some action?' and what did she say? "

eddie "i think she said no actually"

richie "thats right she did, blasted lesbians everywhere"


i think that fits nicely into this thread

What a cracker!!! I nearly choked on my coffee there.......why oh why do I always meet the Richies and Eddies????

i'd try going to a pub other than the lamb and flag

Not a first date....a first flirtbox message sent to me....got deleted, can't think why I did that? (bear in mind I am a woman, and I haven't put up a photo) "Hi just want to let you know that I love your goatee". Now, isn't a goatee a beard?! And as for the intro messages from guys that simply say "hi", "can I have a photo?", "text me on 07....", uuuummmmm.......yeah delete button is a wonderful thing, but heck where are the guys who actually *want* a convo at the very least?