....... I LOVE YOU

lol ........... good one Claudia ............ or you could say 'do you like Wedding Cake ' ................. x

heehee just as good that one would be

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me slip it in ya?

I have rejection issues, please can you just hold my tazer

Or even worse, "It looks like you've had a wedding cake or 2 in your time"

I need bail
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Start singing Billy Talent

'I'm sick and I'm twisted, I'm broke and you can't fix it'.

It'd freak her out.

when i was told i was being set up with you on a blind date, i didn't think it ment after seeing you i'd want to gouge my eyes out with a blunt spoon...


i'll meet you at the train station at 8, i can't miss engine tr2543 come past, i haven't ticked that off my list yet...


when you said lets go catch a show, i didn't realise you ment a live show with individual booths...


i only asked you out for a bet, what drink can i buy you with my winnings?

"I think I'm going through a breakdown"
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity

"I eat glue"

or

"My best friend is called Dave he lives in my jeans pocket and tells me to start fires"....
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Elvis is dead. Get over it.

(This will bring an immediate halt to a date with Bliss)

you are feeling sleepy, very veeree sleeepeee

You remind me of my mum