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26.04.2008, 21:58 quote
24HRS is long enough....something else.
The FBI Loonies
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place:
Agent: Hello. I would like to order19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
Pizza Man: I don't think so.
Click.
26.04.2008, 22:07 quote
*EDITED BY LV*
Thanks for that, remind me not to be so caring next time.... i'm annoyed & hurt......theres no fool like an old fool..........yea rite ![]()
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27.04.2008, 21:16 quote
Um, Whipper, why are you trying to make poor LV look the tit?
Pissed cuz no one else gave a monkeys? Ah diddums.
Not so heart-felt after all eh?, and here I was starting to feel sorry for you........get a grip man.
27.04.2008, 22:31 quote
| lilacrose wrote: |
| Um, Whipper, why are you trying to make poor LV look the tit? |
| lilacrose wrote: |
| Pissed cuz no one else gave a monkeys? Ah diddums. |
| lilacrose wrote: |
| Not so heart-felt after all eh?, and here I was starting to feel sorry for you........get a grip man. |
thought you wanted not to converse
| Cazzabee wrote: |
| Why did you change your original post titwhipper??? |
The post was to give a little, so members would not wonder who I was. I was not looking for advice of any sort and found it difficult to decide in which forum to post it. It is a part of my life that I am leaving behind and try not to dwell upon it. There were 38 views on it and figured that just about covered the regular users. For the rest, well the thread would of drifted to the bottom in time with no more views. It was a difficult piece to write, I left so much more out. I hope that answered your question.
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27.04.2008, 22:31 quote
heres some advice, seeing as this is in the advice section, lay off the funny fags for a little while
27.04.2008, 22:34 quote
| titwhipper wrote: |
| The post was to give a little, so members would not wonder who I was. I was not looking for advice of any sort and found it difficult to decide in which forum to post it. It is a part of my life that I am leaving behind and try not to dwell upon it. There were 38 views on it and figured that just about covered the regular users. For the rest, well the thread would of drifted to the bottom in time with no more views. It was a difficult piece to write, I left so much more out. I hope that answered your question. |
I think I understand what you are saying, but to change the whoile thing after poeople have actually commented on what you write is just wrong.
I read your original post, and I can see why you would want it gone after a short period, but you could have just edited it out and left a short explantion why.
That would have been better than what you did surely?
27.04.2008, 22:50 quote
Littlevixen you seem to be at third party in this thread. You wrote " it brought tears to my eyes", well when I read that it brought tears to my eyes too. I thought that I had dealt with the issues and would like to thank you for bringing it to my attention that I had not.
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I chose to change my post because I wanted too.
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27.04.2008, 22:53 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: |
| *EDITED BY LV* Thanks for that, remind me not to be so caring next time.... i'm annoyed & hurt......theres no fool like an old fool..........yea rite |
I chose to change my post too
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28.04.2008, 09:02 quote
Notsure what's going onhere so am only going tocomment onthe original posters post.
The first one was heart wrenching, the 2nd I find hilarious ![]()
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"Always look on the bright side of life..... tetum tetumtetumtetum....."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
28.04.2008, 16:06 quote
| LittleVixen wrote: |
| *EDITED BY LV* Thanks for that, remind me not to be so caring next time.... i'm annoyed & hurt......theres no fool like an old fool..........yea rite |
I hate to say this, but I don't think his intention was to offend you, just to remove his life story from view.
Perhaps a little more thought should have gone into how it would make your post look would have been courteous though.....
28.04.2008, 16:52 quote
| megalone wrote: | ||
I hate to say this, but I don't think his intention was to offend you, just to remove his life story from view. Perhaps a little more thought should have gone into how it would make your post look would have been courteous though..... |
Spot on megalone.
I was busy sending a message to littlevixen, twice I got a page return error and on the third time asked to login and that didn't work either. So left it a while and when I came back a few replies were posted.
If I would of said this, then, I do believe no one would of believed it. As if they would even now.
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28.04.2008, 17:03 quote
| titwhipper wrote: | ||||
Spot on megalone. I was busy sending a message to littlevixen, twice I got a page return error and on the third time asked to login and that didn't work either. So left it a while and when I came back a few replies were posted. If I would of said this, then, I do believe no one would of believed it. As if they would even now. |
I do believe you didnt mean anything by it, I shouldnt be so sensative but I really care about people & how they feel, just in my nature, not to worry....no harm meant
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