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08.08.2009, 19:25 quote
Tomorrow you might feel different, you don't have to respond straight away, do you? 
08.08.2009, 19:42 quote
| mirrorpool wrote: |
| Actually some of those things Tzazo said in his post here could be pulled out and reassembled for a reply. |
Like a lego messaging kit?
08.08.2009, 19:50 quote
for me it is the magnetic letters on the fridge door that I always spelt swear words with
08.08.2009, 22:26 quote
| tzazo wrote: |
| ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Somedays I can come up with good humourus messages, sometimes a bit of poetry, sometimes deep thought. Today.....nothing. I refuse to say "hi how are you". Now two beautiful women look at my profile and I have nothing to say, that is'nt inane or somehow inappropriate. ______!! I feel deeply upset. The spark of genius has B__D off and left me with the sodden mud of dispair. The slinky serpent of seduction has slithered off to sussex and left me with the dastardly dirty dugbeetle of dumbness. |
Do you really send messages containing poetry to women on here? You old charmer!
09.08.2009, 12:38 quote
Come on then, Tzaoouo, spill the trade secrets! Can we have an 'Initial Date Site Message Poetry 101 class: how to reel 'em in romantic stylee'?
I feel a bit of the ol' poetry magic coming on:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've just been wanking to porn
And now I'm messaging you.
10.08.2009, 18:15 quote
| Bliss23 wrote: |
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You know... They say there's no bad poetry... LOL  |
Do they? their so is, especially when it is too gushy, you know? Theres sweet poetry and theres gushy poetry. But its a very personal thing so...
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