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16.01.2010, 05:24 quote

gj458

The left side of my neck is swollen as shit, glands basicly..It appeared in the space of like 20 minutes aswell. An now i have to turn my head to the right to swallow, it's a piss take and i feel like a right retard with a nut in my neck.

Anyone else had this problem? whats the best way to make it go down?

 

16.01.2010, 10:00 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1121 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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sounds like a boil coming up. go to see the chemist and get something for it.
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16.01.2010, 10:35 quote

oakman
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gj458 wrote:
The left side of my neck is swollen as shit, glands basicly..It appeared in the space of like 20 minutes aswell. An now i have to turn my head to the right to swallow, it's a piss take and i feel like a right retard with a nut in my neck.

Anyone else had this problem? whats the best way to make it go down?


It's probably the lymph node in your neck - it swells when you are trying to fight off an infection somewhere in the body. I had an ear infection and my neck swelled up like a fucker. Get to the doctor for some antibiotics.

 

17.01.2010, 19:52 quote

missjb

gj458 wrote:
i feel like a right retard with a nut in my neck.


PMSL!!!!!!

 

17.01.2010, 22:15 quote

cagefighterlee

I felt like that on New Years Eve but still went out and got lashed.

Be a man and stick it out!!

 

17.01.2010, 23:45 quote

missbo
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gj458 wrote:
The left side of my neck is swollen as shit, glands basicly..It appeared in the space of like 20 minutes aswell. An now i have to turn my head to the right to swallow, it's a piss take and i feel like a right retard with a nut in my neck.

Anyone else had this problem? whats the best way to make it go down?


sounds like strep to me, you must have been kissing a sick woman. The only way its gonna go down is with anti biotics, im a nurse i know these things
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18.01.2010, 00:18 quote

gj458

cagefighterlee wrote:
I felt like that on New Years Eve but still went out and got lashed.

Be a man and stick it out!!


i missed you baby

 

18.01.2010, 00:23 quote

whysoserious1983
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missbo wrote:
im a nurse i know these things

Now there's an image...
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18.01.2010, 11:45 quote

gj458

missbo wrote:
gj458 wrote:
The left side of my neck is swollen as shit, glands basicly..It appeared in the space of like 20 minutes aswell. An now i have to turn my head to the right to swallow, it's a piss take and i feel like a right retard with a nut in my neck.

Anyone else had this problem? whats the best way to make it go down?


sounds like strep to me, you must have been kissing a sick woman. The only way its gonna go down is with anti biotics, im a nurse i know these things


You're going to have to get these vivid thoughts of me out of your head sooner or later, it's no good for YOUR health.

All good now though ladies, i'm back at my sexiest!

 

18.01.2010, 19:54 quote

gypsymoon
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Lucky you in only 2 days.... so you won't be needing my medicine Crying or Very sad

 

19.01.2010, 06:09 quote

gj458

gypsymoon wrote:
Lucky you in only 2 days.... so you won't be needing my medicine Crying or Very sad


When i say im a beast, i mean it. I've been around people with H1N1 and never caught it, i walked down the shop in jeans and no top because i couldnt find one while it was snowing, a cold? never got one! I'm that great, i could have love with someone who has aids captain bareback and not get it.

It wasnt 2 days though, it came up in about 20 minutes, then the next day it went again..didnt pop up till late, though.

 

19.01.2010, 16:46 quote

bliss23

Surprised

is it a bird, is it a plane? =)))Sorry... That's from the twister.

it's a bird!!!!!!!! it's a plaaaaaaaaane!!!! NOOOOOOOO, it's Supermannnnnnnnnn !

Or maybe it's Bananaman, coz I can't see so far up.

Love it. Very Happy

 

19.01.2010, 17:16 quote

animalisticheart

gj458 wrote:
i could have love with someone who has aids captain bareback and not get it.


Yeah? You might want to think again about advertising that!

 

19.01.2010, 18:02 quote

bliss23

animalisticheart wrote:
gj458 wrote:
i could have love with someone who has aids captain bareback and not get it.


Yeah? You might want to think again about advertising that!


You have no idea what you're talking about. This is bananaman we're speaking of for fricks sake. He's immortal. Smile

 

19.01.2010, 18:07 quote

missjb

Bliss23 wrote:
animalisticheart wrote:
gj458 wrote:
i could have love with someone who has aids captain bareback and not get it.


Yeah? You might want to think again about advertising that!


You have no idea what you're talking about. This is bananaman we're speaking of for fricks sake. He's immortal. Smile


Bananaman! I love it! ha ha!

 
 
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