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17.09.2008, 09:37 quote

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titwhipper Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Posts: 1408 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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All Relationships from end to the new and all inbetween.

Finding yourself, starting anew, dealing with or whatever. During my crusade of research I found myself at the Intellectual Whores Forum which provided the following link where wisdom and answers are abound for any reason that brought you to flirtbox in the first place.


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19.09.2008, 15:02 quote

deepthroath

Meh?

 

20.09.2008, 19:02 quote

moose666

DeepthroatH wrote:
Meh?


*smooch*

 

21.09.2008, 14:02 quote

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I remember a male friend who became fed up trying to get a girlfriend who wasn't just after his money and all the activities that money could buy, he said he just wanted a loving, kind, homely girl to settle down with and have a family.
I had to laugh when a few days later he arrived having bought a new car......a real sporty, expensive model with open top for summer days. He usually flashed the cash, especially on the pub fruit machines and so it was no wonder he attracted the wrong type of girls for how he wanted his life to be.
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21.09.2008, 15:13 quote

eda85

That's why I dress like a tramp.

So far I've only attracted flies

 

21.09.2008, 16:41 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4699 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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eda85 wrote:
That's why I dress like a tramp.

So far I've only attracted flies


Only the best looking flies of course.

 

21.09.2008, 16:51 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4699 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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I started to read the M3 model.
Apparently these are suitable opening conversations:

Guy: "Yo, let me get your opinion... would you date a guy in a wheelchair?"
Her: "Yes/No"
Guy: "OMG, it's okay, you can stop being nice... I know you'd just
use him to get free parking." "Haha, you are a mean one... I don't
know if I can hang with you *turn to her friends* She always like this?"

Me: "Hey... tell me.. are you Swedish?" (Bait)
Her: "Yes... why?" (Hook)
Me: "Oh my god... I'm a SUCKER for Swedish girls..." (Reel)
Me: "I can't even talk to you anymore..." (Release)

I think that these are as much likely to attract me as they are to make me wonder about the bloke's sexuality.........

 

21.09.2008, 17:06 quote

eda85

My version

Me: "Hi there! Would you like a softmint?" (Bait)
Her: "Are they spearmint?" (Hook)
Me: "You bet! Here... take two" (Reel)
Me: "Thank god for that, your halitosis was making my eyes water" (Release)

 

21.09.2008, 17:32 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4699 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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eda85 wrote:
My version

Me: "Hi there! Would you like a softmint?" (Bait)
Her: "Are they spearmint?" (Hook)
Me: "You bet! Here... take two" (Reel)
Me: "Thank god for that, your halitosis was making my eyes water" (Release)


Wow Ed you're in there!

 

21.09.2008, 17:35 quote

eda85

choochi0 wrote:
eda85 wrote:
My version

Me: "Hi there! Would you like a softmint?" (Bait)
Her: "Are they spearmint?" (Hook)
Me: "You bet! Here... take two" (Reel)
Me: "Thank god for that, your halitosis was making my eyes water" (Release)


Wow Ed you're in there!


I know - the trick is to have a pack of spearmint and peppermint. That way you can't fail Wink

 

21.09.2008, 17:40 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4699 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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eda85 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
eda85 wrote:
My version

Me: "Hi there! Would you like a softmint?" (Bait)
Her: "Are they spearmint?" (Hook)
Me: "You bet! Here... take two" (Reel)
Me: "Thank god for that, your halitosis was making my eyes water" (Release)


Wow Ed you're in there!


I know - the trick is to have a pack of spearmint and peppermint. That way you can't fail Wink


What are you doing on this website? You've got all you need.

 

21.09.2008, 17:45 quote

eda85

Ah but it would be selfish of me not to show others the path to enlightenment

 

21.09.2008, 17:51 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4699 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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eda85 wrote:
Ah but it would be selfish of me not to show others the path to enlightenment


Certainly.

 

21.09.2008, 17:54 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4699 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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What is this Intellectual Whores Forum?

 

21.09.2008, 18:30 quote

moose666

choochi0 wrote:
What is this Intellectual Whores Forum?


A load of old shite by the sound of it.

 
 
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