Perhaps we could have a new section of the discussion boards dedicated to the delicate art of animal buggery (maybe with a sub-section for DIY furniture repair), offering advice to the novice, legal issues, and guest bleaters.............

i suspect that there might not be many people interested...

then again, this place is full of weirdos

you'd be surprised at how many people are really closet animal lovers........

i love animals, but i dont love them that way

You know, I have this thing for foxes, every time I think about them I get all tingly inside, it's not just the fur, you have to admit that they are kind of, well foxy............

now i have the hendrix song in my head

I should become a vet, I could be the UK's first one ever to be struck off for touching up the animals............

touche.............

hahahahahaa, good one baggie

both of you have issues

very true