HHmmm - I was applauded for my efforts at "The Birdie Song", etc when i was at weddings, etc so i took the (reasonable) stance of "I dont dance, my place is here at the bar".

recently though I have discovered the music of fatboy slim, oakenfold, etc - and found that it is a physical impossibility to prevent yourself from dancing.

I suppose waht i am saying is that, if the music dont take you - dont bother. as and when the right tunes come on (Punjabi MC is always a good starter) with the right amount of dutch courage, the trhree horses or the apocalypse will not stop you from moving your feet.

When that happens- Let it go - content in the knowledge that noone really gives a damn.......

i cant dance, cus i dont know how, so i dance stupid and like do 70's style so people luagh instead of being frightend
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how about dancing how the gif in your sig is?

dance like my sig yes!!! and video it and show us
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No, I cant dance, I cant talk. The only thing about me is the way I walk.
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried, I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.

he can talk he can squark he can do the chicken walk its sprdarkhorse!!
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Its not just men that cant dance, I do dance moves out of saturday night fever, or i just jump about alot, theres a god reason why i listen to metal, you just shake your head about alot, i can do that

I don't do dancing. When I do it involves lots of beer/wine/vodka redbull. When the beer/wine/vodka redbull reaches the right level and the music's right my brain gets disconnected and my limbs and head start flailing. There may be a little pogoing. There may be a little air guitar. People tend to move away...

I can do the Mc-Hammer dance ... impresses people that does!
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I avoid dance floors like the plague. Usually I'm in a group and there are another couple of mates with me who do the same. I might learn if I had somebody to teach me properly.

maybe we should dance like austin powers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wBlpm0HQ2I