From a gorgeous 20 year old mother totally out of the blue a short while ago.

'...hi there. my names charlene. i am lookin 2 have another baby and i want a sperm donor. no strings attatched. i think ur very attractive and need a sexy man to concieve my child. you have to have real sex with me. on my most fertile times. until im pregnant. what do you think? xx...'

I would like kid and hope I havent left it too late, and having loads of sex with her would be no hardship at all so this seems to good to be true.

What do people think??..either:

1, She singled me out and does indeed think I'm attractive and sexy, and wants my babies.

2, She's looking for a sugar daddy and an old fool to pay her bills once the baby is born.

Any ideas which one? What should I do?

Robin!!!

Wake up!!!

Seriously now, I KNOW you are not stupid, I cant believe you are actually asking....you already know the answer to this.

Not that I am saying point 1 couldnt possibly be true, you know I think you are bloody gorgeous (but not single or looking) but really honestly...?

Ok. Lets pretend you honestly want to know:
1. To get her pregnant you have to have unprotected sex.....hhhhhmmmm, do you really want the CSA chasing you until the day you die of AIDS?
2. I will call a spade a shovel, why would a young woman want to randomly choose the father of her baby at your age? Not being rude, but it does up the stakes for downs syndrome and other problems, not to mention you have not told her you have a proven record of fathering healthy kids - what if you shoot blanks?
3. How do you know having sex with her would be no hardship at all? Have you met her, or just seen "her" photo on a website? She might be a stinky, crazy minger in real life! (see point one).

I could say more, but I wont. Others will, no doubt.
Robin you are lovely gorgeous - get out there and meet a sensible real woman to spend your days and nights with, not just being some random baby-making machine!


Edit: point 2 of mine sounds horrid, it isnt meant that way. My husband was 50 when my youngest lad was born, there is nothing wrong with being an older father, though it does carry greater risks, but in a proper relationship you and the mother would discuss these things and love each other enough to take that risk and willingly bring up said child if s/he was born with problems caused by the age thang. Hope that explains how my point was not meant rudely!

everything you say is probably right Alice. Although I'm sure my offspring will be intelligent, robust and play for England.

Probably wont happen, but I'm going along with it as its the most bizarre post I ever had
Much more interesting then the normal scammers I get trying to fleece me of money I havent got

too good to be true lmao, ...well thats one way of looking at it. personally i wouldnt put my cock in there without half a dozen condoms on and that would sort of defeat the purpose

I'll ask my number one women and see what she thinks

Assume nuffink. She might need the train fare.
And a cot. And a pram. And somewhere to live bigger than her current bedsit. And fag money. And White Lightning money. Have I missed something?
Awwww, hang on, lets be fair -- Ok *I* should be fair. She might be a lovely girl, and she could very well just think you are lovely and perfect for her offspring, it could be a match made in heaven....give it a whirl, I say --- oh and dont tell her you had a vasectomy or she'll be off in a flash! (can you imagine, bonk her senseless til you get bored then say oh i forgot to mention I had the snip 20 years ago....)

I still think you should charge her for your services!

This is her second reply after I told her I'm a skint mature student, so haven't got any money

'...to be honest i didnt want the dad to play a part as i wanted to do it alone. however if you did want to play a part thats fine but i do not wish to have finatial aid and due to this would not be able to be on the birth certificate...'

Ah ok. So she's in a bedsit with a toddler and the council have said she can have a bigger place if she has another kid....but it will have to be of the opposite sex, can you have a 'designer baby of the gender of one's choice' the old fashioned way?

All sounds a bit dodgy....maybe she's married to a guy of 92 and he's written his will to his heir but hasnt got one yet and she wants to fool the poor sod....which is where you come in...or is that just come?

Nah, really, meet her. She might be lovely. (though she sounds dodgy).

I asked her where will the consummation take place, she just replied:

'...the sex can be taken place anywhere in a car in a bed i dont care. i just want the goods. and u as u seem the sort of good looking strong person i like. the characteristics i want in my child...'


'...the sort of good looking strong person i like...' Now it is getting bizarre

Slip her one and sell your story to Take A Break.

Ooooh time to get my bitch claws out......so, she wants your characteristics for a child? Good, good. But really, she also wants a man who will shag her on a regular basis until she says stop i'm up the duff, then he just walks away, possibly with AIDS? So she doesnt want said child to inherit caring, loving, responsible, sensible, integrity, etc. characteristics? Just to be good looking and strong, and growing up confused and pissed off about not knowing who his father sorry I mean his baby-making machine is? heehee, what a hoot, its sounding funnier and funnier actually.
If she'd said all those things about you but left out the bit about a baby I would have been really pleased for you Jegs!

Must be a big bed to fit a car in it.