Don't wank while BBQing - unless you like sausage sauce on your sausages

She's safe. My grandmother won't eat anything without a bone

Watch you don't wank on the chicken legs then.

One should strictly refrain from pleasuring oneself in the presence of poultry

If only my mate Rich were reading this. He needs to learn.

if you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough

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