This thread is SHITE

don't mince your words there LV

Cotton buds and urethras are largely incompatible

When you have 6 tiny kittens homed up in your bedroom, when getting out of bed half asleep try to remember your slippers have rather big holes in them to insert your feet, thus avoiding a CATastrophe.

No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

problem solved. thanks

Don't drink and eat kebabs, ...in fact dont eat kebabs !

take a brolly with you, if it looks like rain...

don't have love with anything which has more than 2 legs

don't trust anything that bleeds for days but doesn't die

lovely!

Never trust a person who says "Trust me I am a doctor"

Don't rip off Mr. Garrison.

Now you go to hell. You go to hell and you die!


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