Don't wipe your hands on the cock towel

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Cut the chaff, keep the wheat.

before getting a spray tan remember to exfoliate, wear loose dark clothes and don't apply products

Never watch midget porn.
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Sand paper is no substitute for toilet roll

If you do plan on shaving prior to your tan do it at lest 24 hours before hand to get the best from your tan

pop up a pic and ill give you some advice on how to do it

yeh I can see where you coming from - but I would say more patchy than anything - hence the need for exfoliation..

Jim, a 'veet' shower and you are good to go.