Or anywhere else. The whole universe is an illusion. Its there to trick you, but if you can find the anomalies you can spot the tricks. But if they know you've spotted the tricks then they'll get you.

So don't bother

Avoid jumping to conclusions where possible.

Avoid jumping off cliffs. You might die.

Avoid people who jump off cliffs, as its distracting.

dont drink petrol and piss on a naked flame

Don't piss on an electric fence.

Mind the roads.

http://www.psfk.com/2008/07/special-slime-will-clean-your-dirty-keyboard.html

Make sure that your baking pans are cool between cookie batches.

I before E except after C

spend ten pounds make it look eleven

Dont give advice

dont wipe your brain on the hand towel

don't go sky-diving without a para shoot





....you'll only make a mess