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23.07.2008, 21:47 quote

choochi0
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scaramuccia wrote:
Oooh, stop talking about pencils, I’m getting turned on! Staedtler Mars Lumograph …… hm hmmmm ….. (actually, I used ink for the cartoons; pencils and graphite sticks purely for personal delights – although a recent private viewing of the remnants of my pencil work in a tattered black portfolio was met with some disinterest).


I've always had a weakness for pencils.....

 

23.07.2008, 21:51 quote

missnopants

That's so not true! They were fabulous etchings you lured me back to yours with!! (Would rather see a picture of your arse than one of your ex's though!! Very Happy )

Wish you had not revealed your true role, was looking forward to watching alot of porn' with the excuse of looking for you in it!! Laughing

 

23.07.2008, 21:54 quote

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missnopants wrote:
That's so not true! They were fabulous etchings you lured me back to yours with!! (Would rather see a picture of your arse than one of your ex's though!! Very Happy )

Wish you had not revealed your true role, was looking forward to watching alot of porn' with the excuse of looking for you in it!! Laughing


Oh he'll be easy to spot - he's the sperm that Debbie gets showered with, then in later releases he's the studious one trying to draw cartoons with a corn cob, Debbie then shows him what corn cobs are *really* used for, and then she praises and admires the lead in his pencil......

 

23.07.2008, 22:01 quote

scaramuccia

rocketgirl wrote:


Oh he'll be easy to spot - he's the sperm that Debbie gets showered with, then in later releases he's the studious one trying to draw cartoons with a corn cob, Debbie then shows him what corn cobs are *really* used for, and then she praises and admires the lead in his pencil......


Hmmm, for someone who didn't have a telly until recently, you are remarkably well-informed about Episode 14


missnopants wrote:
That's so not true! They were fabulous etchings you lured me back to yours with!! (Would rather see a picture of your arse than one of your ex's though!! Very Happy )


Did you prefer the pencil etchings or the coloured pastel ones hanging on wotshernames wall?


Um going back to escorting ..... I did some research today. Sadly there is not enough demand for someone my age. I shall have to investigate other avenues of employment.

 

23.07.2008, 22:01 quote

choochi0
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rocketgirl wrote:
missnopants wrote:
That's so not true! They were fabulous etchings you lured me back to yours with!! (Would rather see a picture of your arse than one of your ex's though!! Very Happy )

Wish you had not revealed your true role, was looking forward to watching alot of porn' with the excuse of looking for you in it!! Laughing


Oh he'll be easy to spot - he's the sperm that Debbie gets showered with, then in later releases he's the studious one trying to draw cartoons with a corn cob, Debbie then shows him what corn cobs are *really* used for, and then she praises and admires the lead in his pencil......


I don't need to add anything to this.

 

23.07.2008, 22:03 quote

missnopants

[quote="rocketgirl"

Oh he'll be easy to spot - he's the sperm that Debbie gets showered with, then in later releases he's the studious one trying to draw cartoons with a corn cob, Debbie then shows him what corn cobs are *really* used for, and then she praises and admires the lead in his pencil...... [/quote]



Now I know the real reason for his aversion to corn on the cob!!

 

23.07.2008, 22:07 quote

choochi0
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missnopants wrote:
[quote="rocketgirl"

Oh he'll be easy to spot - he's the sperm that Debbie gets showered with, then in later releases he's the studious one trying to draw cartoons with a corn cob, Debbie then shows him what corn cobs are *really* used for, and then she praises and admires the lead in his pencil......




Now I know the real reason for his aversion to corn on the cob!![/quote]

I guess anyone would be loathe to put one in their mouths after all that.

 

23.07.2008, 22:12 quote

rocketgirl
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And I *still* dont have tv (well only for videos and dvds, got no aerial) - did I forget to tell you that I used to write for skin flicks? Laughing

On topic - I am rather dismayed to hear there is no escort agency for the older escort, dang now I will just have to take a toyboy with me when I have tea with Her Majesty (having been awarded that Oscar for Best Porn Storyline, "Debbie Does Devon With A Corn Cob" - her favorite that was!).

 

23.07.2008, 22:18 quote

missnopants

Wonder if he was ever tempted to chew on the end of his pencil when etching!! Laughing

Nice new picture choochi0. Smile

 

23.07.2008, 22:44 quote

xsexytarax
xsexytarax Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, Devon
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I have done escorting in the past and really dont see the problem with it. Its fun and the money is good. As long as your happy with what your doing then dont listen to anyone else. good luck with whatever you decide. xx

 

23.07.2008, 22:58 quote

scaramuccia

xsexytarax wrote:
I have done escorting in the past and really dont see the problem with it. Its fun and the money is good.


Purely as a matter of interest and to keep the topic going, I noticed in your profile that you just finished college and now looking for a job. If escorting was fun and the money was good, is there any reason you aren't still doing it?

 

23.07.2008, 23:00 quote

choochi0
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missnopants wrote:
Wonder if he was ever tempted to chew on the end of his pencil when etching!! Laughing

Nice new picture choochi0. Smile


Thank you!

 

23.07.2008, 23:02 quote

choochi0
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scaramuccia wrote:
xsexytarax wrote:
I have done escorting in the past and really dont see the problem with it. Its fun and the money is good.


Purely as a matter of interest and to keep the topic going, I noticed in your profile that you just finished college and now looking for a job. If escorting was fun and the money was good, is there any reason you aren't still doing it?


Oh yeah, there was a topic that was being discussed at some point on here. Escorts? I'd better not comment.

 

23.07.2008, 23:09 quote

rocketgirl
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Topic? I thought it was "corn cobs".....oooh that reminds me, when I was little if I was a good girl I was allowed to sit outside late at night with our night watchman and cook corn cobs over his fire....yummy, shame the butter in Ethiopia tasted of parafin!

Seriously now, yeah Escorts. Lovely cars. My dad's got one.....what you mean I'm gonna get myself banned by the mods and handcuffed by Choochi0 if I don't behave?

 

23.07.2008, 23:15 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4699 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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rocketgirl wrote:
Topic? I thought it was "corn cobs".....oooh that reminds me, when I was little if I was a good girl I was allowed to sit outside late at night with our night watchman and cook corn cobs over his fire....yummy, shame the butter in Ethiopia tasted of parafin!

Seriously now, yeah Escorts. Lovely cars. My dad's got one.....what you mean I'm gonna get myself banned by the mods and handcuffed by Choochi0 if I don't behave?


I only get my handcuffs out for special occasions.....

 
 
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