This should go through the roof. As bananaman seems to have an answer for everything, I just thought it would only be fair to make a topic on it.

So if you've got a question you need an answer for (please don't ask stupid things, I don't want this topic locked), you can ask here and, if he finds the time, he may just answer it.



I'll probably be the one with the most posts on this topic.

I have a question!! who would win in a fight bananaman or catwoman??
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catwoman is armpit! and that sexy armpit cat type behaviour will be her downfall.. banana man is the mutts nutts son!

anyway i would like to ask banana man why apple man turned out gay but still works with two of his sons?
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

So far y'all made a total booboo out of my topic. Dang...

Anyway...

Dear Bananaman,

A friend of mine and I would like to know why would a guy chase a girl and insist on numerous occasions on meeting her in real life, only to not show up and not even call to say what a marry up he is?

I mean... Technically, they're wasting their time... Why do the chase if there's no ending? Could they be weirdos or married people? And why this total lack of respect anyway... Can't they not be complete PIECES of crap for once, and actually anounce the person they were about to meet that they're not coming...

It's not about a future date... It's about pure respect.

From what I've heard some men are just too chicken to show some respect... We've received all sorts of answers like: I didn't know what to say... And shit like that. How about SAYING YOU're NOT FUCKING COMING. At least we'll know you tried for respect.

Oh and as I'm on the subject, dear bananaman, I would also like to know why some guys get really a-goo-goo-ga-ga with girls right after they meet (as in talking shit like moving together and a goo goo gagas, let's think of our future together, when we all know nobody does such shit right after the first date, and we tell them so, yet they insist with it)?


Thank you for taking your time to answer (if you do, of course), Bananaman !

No, it’s not fair, Bliss!
I’m just not going to accept, either collectively, severally, or individually, that we are responsible for making a total booboo of your topic. Not a total booboo, or even a semi-booboo (or boo, as it’s technically known) have we made.
Bananaman hasn’t answered any of the questions so far.
He just hasn’t shown up! Isn’t that bloody typical of men?
And he hasn’t phoned to say why he never showed up.
You’ve picked a faulty oracle, but it’s not our fault.
Couldn’t you just read the horoscopes, or roll dice, or consult I Ching.
(I believe he’s very good! )
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Dear Bananaman,

Do playas ever consider getting married? And if so... In what circumstances would you say they'd consider doing that?


I mean... I got to thinking... If one were top notch... As in... Great brains, great humour, great looks, great in bed... Would they ever consider getting married and depriving "the world" of their greatness?

Mr Bananaman,
It is possible to find 'the one, your soul mate etc' if your not sure what your looking for?

cheers,

So is Itae Bananaman? That question's for Bananaman by the way.
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