Oh wait, is it first past wicket?

Or am I a complete wally?

Don't worry I will say many more stupid things in the coming weeks and months... I deleted it because it said exactly the same as many people above and I thought that I had gotten away with it.

* I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids *

If you go shopping for shoes on a daily basis you are a shoewhore. This is not derogitry. If you post a lot you are a postwhore. If when you log on and all subjects/forums last post is from one alias, that alias is a fullpagewhore,FPW. When I log in I have seen on a number of occasions choochi0 all over, making you almost a FPW.

I am a postwhore. Just not here. "My" other site I pulled a fullpagewhore quite a bit, in all four lounge and sub lounges at once. That was then.

Oh good, it's not some kind of cricket analogy then.

It's not boxing is it? Oh To be Frank

What's been going on with Frank Bruno nowadays?

Just got off the phone with him and he says that a toast grill is the way to go.

And he's a man that would know.

You lot confuse the living crap outta me.